We'd like to take a break from celebrity gossip for a moment to issue a public service announcement:
Kylie Jenner has a motorcycle. So if you're in the Southern California area, we recommend staying off the streets until this phase inevitable passes. Should take about a week.
So why is it such a bad thing that Kylie has decided to be the world's least intimidating member of Hell's Angels?
Well, she hasn't even had her license for a year and she may well be the world's most unsafe driver.
Kylie crashed a $125,000 Mercedes less than three weeks after getting her license last August.
Since then, she's taken multiple selfies while driving, indicating that she's probably the last person in the world that should be cruising through LA in a pack with her friends.
Yes, at least she's wearing a helmet and the bike appears to be three-wheeler, but still, if you're an Angeleno, just call in sick this week. Better safe than sorry.