I can't keep up. Where do I even begin? In addition to the (likely) possibility of K-Fed fighting for, and winning, custody of the boys, Life & Style and UsWeekly magazines BOTH published cover stories detailing her missteps as a mom, complete with captions of Sean Preston and Jayden James crying 'HELP US' and 'HELP' on their covers.
Top the day off with the two photogs from last week's Vegas scuffle threatening to sue, and...whew! I'm exhausted.
The two men, Andrew Deetz, 24, and Kyle Henderson, 23, allege that Britney said, "I am going to kill you! I am going to f---ing kill you!" She then reportedly told Deetz to get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or have someone kill him.
These days all you gotta do is hand her a little rope and the girl's gonna hang herself.
To read an excerpt from Life & Style Weekly, continue reading this post.
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