Lindsay Lohan Issues a Statement

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After being arrested for yet another DUI early yesterday morning, Lindsay Lohan has issued a statement proclaiming her innocence.

“Yes, I am innocent…did not do drugs they’re not mine.  I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom.  I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

This is typical behavior for an addict – blame everyone around them and not accept responsibility for their actions.  Blowhan needs some serious help.

One Response to “Lindsay Lohan Issues a Statement”

  1. I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.

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