Let’s just get it all out of the way at once. Britney Spears graces the covers of US Weekly, Star and OK!

US Weekly highlights ex-staffers turning on Spears, spilling her darkest secrets to an enraged Kevin. Here is the list of Britney’s recent bizarre behavior:

– DRUNK WITH BABIES
– BIZARRE NUDITY
– DEMANDS THEY SHARE HER BED

Says one nanny: “At first, the drinks would help her loosen up and not be so angry. But she’d inevitably drink too much and be out of it, at which point the nannies would take care of the kids.”

Confirms multiple sources, “She’ll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whomever. She’ll ask, ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure.”

Star’s cover screams “Britney to her Kids: You Were Both Mistakes!”

“She makes out with men in front of the boys, refuses to change their diapers, puts whitening strips on their teeth.”

OK! claims that Britney’s new lover is a woman:

There will be new exclusive photos surfacing of the “troubled star searching for comfort and attention in the arms of her former friends” including former assistant, Shannon Funk (pictured).

And then you have Kevin Federline serving papers to anyone involved with Brit in any way. Shannon Funk was the latest to be served as she stood at baggage claim after arriving at LAX last night.

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