Michael Jackson Still Available

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Shocking news: Michael Jackson and his children’s nanny Grace Rwaramba are not married, I repeat, not married.

“Wide spreading reports regarding Michael Jackson being married are not true,” publicist and resident rumor-buster Raymone Bain said in a statement to “E! News”. “Documents stating otherwise are a hoax.”

Thank God this isn’t true.  I thought we were going to have to watch Michael kiss his new bride on TV. I am still trying to get over the whole Lisa Marie Presley debacle.

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13 Responses to “Michael Jackson Still Available”

  1. No Worries Mikey, Its Friday, Paris’ pizza boy should be available by morning. I hear he’s great with animals, so maybe he could take care of your monkey?
    …Or there’s always Webster

  2. Well I don’t like the fact that Micheal is Kissing that Lisa and is a total dis. to Elvis… the nanny is waaaay to ugly for Micheal <3

  3. MICHAEL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  4. Why all the hate? What exactly did Michael Jackson did to you people? You know what? the more you hate, the more God bless. Remember whatever you do to others will one day be done to you as well. Everybody makes mistakes in life and i believe that what Michael did to his skin and nose are his own mistakes. I love you Michael and i will always love you.

  5. Thank you, Tilda.
    Love Always..

  6. Loooveeeeeeeee Michael!
    INNOCENT. [Regardless of what anyone says.]
    CUUUUUTE
    TALENTED.
    AMAZING.
    GORGEOUS. [Again regardless of what anyone says.]
    SWEET :P :) )
    I Love You Michael, Always And Forever.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. I don’t really like Michael Jackson but i love his music from Jackson to his own single i think he could have done better but i want him to no that this is not a i hat u it’s just a do better if u had second chance.

  8. I will always remember times old and new from the beginning to the end with michael jackson we will all miss you deeply the songs that you sang that touch so many of us we will all remember them may your soul R.I.P

  9. I can’t believe Michael Jackson is dead!
    SOOOOOOOOO :O SAAAAAAAD!

    DDDDDDDDDDDD:

  10. michael you were agreat person i would never give up you songs but we all love you and we still love you more you rock and you live for me. from one your fans micaela you rock…………………………………………………………………

  11. Michael Jackson made me feel like i’m living life for the second time, i can never describe this kind of love with mere language, it’s too deep for words. I love him in a very permanent way.

    If dying will give him peace, i can get my own peace from that. He suffered, was misunderstood by the whole world. It’s his monster father’s fault that it all ends this way. I can’t hate his father enough. The father sickens me!

  12. I love michael forever and ever amen. He who thinks he doesn’t, is delusional, there’s no such thing as not loving him.

  13. michael i will not forget u, do u know that michael jakson didn’t like the arab but iam from lebanon but love from my heart when michael was dead i didn’t beilive that michael was dead but even michael is dead i will not forget him in my heart and i will always watch his films like the thriller and i will always here his songs god bless u michael my nama is george iranji iam 14 years old and good bye

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