Arrrrr K-Fed Retains Custody Mateys - Britney Gets Monitored Visitation
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After a three hour court hearing, the judge has ruled that Kevin Federline will retain custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney Spears will get monitored visitation.
Federline (pirate name John Dawkins), sporting an eye patch, attended the hearing, while Britney (Suzy the Rum-Swiller) was nowhere to be seen.
A mandatory hearing has been scheduled for October 26th. (Yes Britney, that means you have to be there)
According to Kevin Federline’s attorney, he wore the patch due to a sore eye, however, we are sure he was just jealous because Bitten and Bound gave Britney a pirate name and he wanted one too.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Justice, Kevin Federline
Very clever play on an earlier Bitten and Bound
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EYE PATCH!!! That CANT be TRUE…
Somebody has a crystal ball at B&B?
That Pirate Post was LAST NIGHT!! I am NEVER logging on to another site again! You really DO know the story before anyone else!
GET THE PICTURE On the site next to Brit in her belt…PLEEEEEZE????