Too Funny! It is amazing that oil heir – loser – grease monkey Brandon Davis still has any friends. Davis went out the other night with music producer Scott Storch and most likely won’t be getting a return invitation.

Brandon and Scott were out partying and Davis was invited back to stay the night on Scott’s couch. Now when initially reading this story, I thought it was going to say that Brandon ruined the couch with his greasy hair but instead it said that Storch noticed his $100,000 watch missing. OUCH!

When Scott woke up Davis had already gone, apparently with a diamond encrusted watch that didn’t belong to him. Scott made a call and told Brandon that the watch was missing. The best part of this story is when Storch said “It’s ok – I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape” and then Brandon started crying.

Ha! Scott felt bad for the loser and let him return it without calling the police. Too bad the press found out about it Brandon. You probably won’t be getting many invites to stay overnight.

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