Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

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Want to know what your name would be if you were one of vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s brood?  Just enter your name in the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and instantly get your new Palin moniker.

Created by grad student and blogger David Harrington, the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator is the latest name game sweeping the country.

“The nouns came from drilling down into my vast reserves of American arcana,” says Harrington. “I sat at the keyboard, and words like torque, mullet, crump and crankshaft just flowed from my fingertips.”

It’s been a smashing success. “I am happy to say that I have helped to populate the world with several million baby Palins,” he jokes.

Here are some of the results from plugging a few names into the generator:

Barack Obama:
“Tarp Lazer” Palin

Joe Biden:
“Beans Harpoon” Palin

John McCain:
“Steam Fangs” Palin

Hillary Clinton:
“Engine Nighthawk” Palin

Bill Clinton:
“Steak Leather” Palin

George W. Bush:
“Jeep Pike” Palin

Tina Fey:
“Buster Taint” Palin

Matt Damon:
“Crunk Petrol” Palin

Lindsay Lohan:
“Crust Scramble” Palin

Oprah Winfrey:
“Axe Diesel” Palin

My new Palin name?

Shoulder Frontier Palin.

What’s yours?

Enter your name in the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and drop us a comment with your new name.

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5 Responses to “Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator”

  1. This is how I spent my day…chevy general palin

  2. wow. my name is Package Wichita Palin, and I live in Wichita. I think this proves Sarah Palin is hand picked by the Lord :P .

  3. My politikal name is……. Fire Patriot Palin

  4. Slap Spear Palin – would I be in danger of child abuse if I were actually her baby??

  5. William Kennedy, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
    Tank Dent Palin

    Who knows, Tank Dent Palin you just might be president one day!

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