Andrew Lahde Letter Thanks Idiots for Lahde Capital Management Success

Andrew Lahde, who closed his one year old hedge fund, Lahde Capital Management, has written a farewell letter in which he advocates the legalization of marijuana and thanks the “idiots” who helped make him rich.

Santa Monica, California-based Lahde Capital Management returned 866% betting against the subprime collapse, and now the fund’s 37-year-old manager is calling it quits.

Lahde told investors last month he was returning their cash because the risk of using credit derivatives was too risky given the weakness of the banks he was trading with.

Andrew Lahde’s bio in the industry is extensive, with experience in company and industry analysis, particularly in the telecom and business services sectors. As a Senior Research Analyst with Roth Capital Partners, Lahde was instrumental in generating investment ideas and performing in-depth research on individual companies. Prior to joining Roth, he was a Research Associate for the investment bank, Gerard Klauer Mattison, where he covered the wireless sector. As an Investment Analyst at Kayne Anderson Rudnick Investment Management, he focused on analysis of distressed debt and arbitrage opportunities for hedge funds. Lahde began his investment career in 1995 at TD Waterhouse where he was a Relationship Manager in the Institutional Division. He holds an MBA from The Andersen School at UCLA and received his BA in Finance from Michigan State University. He is a CFA charter holder and a member of the Los Angeles Society of Financial Analysts and the CFA Institute.

Andrew Lahde’s letter expresses his disdain with the business that made him wealthy, saying “I was in this game for the money.”

The letter is inciting varied responses from those who praise and those who condemn Lahde’s sentiments.

“I support the letter completely. This government is totally out of control and the regulation of plants like hemp and marijuana are the last things we need to worry about,” writes one.

“What a pompous ass, with no respect for the industry that made him millions. This is the equivalent of a hall of fame pitcher saying that baseball is a stupid game, played by idiots, and watched by buffoons, that the game meant nothing and he was just in it for the money. There are thousands of hard working, every day people who work in the financial services industry who honestly do care about taking care of the savings of their clients and its not their fault that management adopted some policies that cost the rank and file their job and their savings. He says he’s not gloating? Yeah, and I’m not pissed off about getting laid off last month,” says another.

View the Andrew Lahde letter below.

October 17, 2008

Today I write not to gloat. Given the pain that nearly everyone is experiencing, that would beentirely inappropriate. Nor am I writing to make further predictions, as most of my forecasts inprevious letters have unfolded or are in the process of unfolding. Instead, I am writing to say goodbye.

Recently, on the front page of Section C of the Wall Street Journal, a hedge fund manager who wasalso closing up shop (a $300 million fund), was quoted as saying, “What I have learned about thehedge fund business is that I hate it.” I could not agree more with that statement. I was in this game for the money. The low hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for prep school, Yale, and then the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy ofthe education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels of our government. All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy, only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the other side of my trades. God bless America.

There are far too many people for me to sincerely thank for my success. However, I do not want to sound like a Hollywood actor accepting an award. The money was reward enough. Furthermore, the endless list of those deserving thanks know who they are.

I will no longer manage money for other people or institutions. I have enough of my own wealth tomanage. Some people, who think they have arrived at a reasonable estimate of my net worth, might be surprised that I would call it quits with such a small war chest. That is fine; I am content with my rewards. Moreover, I will let others try to amass nine, ten or eleven figure net worths. Meanwhile,their lives suck. Appointments back to back, booked solid for the next three months, they lookforward to their two week vacation in January during which they will likely be glued to their Blackberries or other such devices. What is the point? They will all be forgotten in fifty years anyway. Steve Balmer, Steven Cohen, and Larry Ellison will all be forgotten. I do not understand the legacy thing. Nearly everyone will be forgotten. Give up on leaving your mark. Throw the Blackberry away and enjoy life.

So this is it. With all due respect, I am dropping out. Please do not expect any type of reply to emails or voicemails within normal time frames or at all. Andy Springer and his company will be handling the dissolution of the fund. And don’t worry about my employees, they were always employed by Mr. Springer’s company and only one (who has been well-rewarded) will lose his job.

I have no interest in any deals in which anyone would like me to participate. I truly do not have a strong opinion about any market right now, other than to say that things will continue to get worse for some time, probably years. I am content sitting on the sidelines and waiting. After all, sitting and waiting is how we made money from the subprime debacle. I now have time to repair my health, which was destroyed by the stress I layered onto myself over the past two years, as well as my entire life – where I had to compete for spaces in universities and graduate schools, jobs and assets under management – with those who had all the advantages (rich parents) that I did not. May meritocracy be part of a new form of government, which needs to be established.

On the issue of the U.S. Government, I would like to make a modest proposal. First, I point out theobvious flaws, whereby legislation was repeatedly brought forth to Congress over the past eight years, which would have reigned in the predatory lending practices of now mostly defunct institutions.These institutions regularly filled the coffers of both parties in return for voting down all of this legislation designed to protect the common citizen. This is an outrage, yet no one seems to know or care about it. Since Thomas Jefferson and Adam Smith passed, I would argue that there has been a dearth of worthy philosophers in this country, at least ones focused on improving government.Capitalism worked for two hundred years, but times change, and systems become corrupt. George Soros, a man of staggering wealth, has stated that he would like to be remembered as a philosopher.My suggestion is that this great man start and sponsor a forum for great minds to come together to create a new system of government that truly represents the common man’s interest, while at the same time creating rewards great enough to attract the best and brightest minds to serve in government roles without having to rely on corruption to further their interests or lifestyles. This forum could be similar to the one used to create the operating system, Linux, which competes with Microsoft’s near monopoly. I believe there is an answer, but for now the system is clearly broken.

Lastly, while I still have an audience, I would like to bring attention to an alternative food and energysource. You won’t see it included in BP’s, “Feel good. We are working on sustainable solutions,” television commercials, nor is it mentioned in ADM’s similar commercials. But hemp has been usedfor at least 5,000 years for cloth and food, as well as just about everything that is produced frompetroleum products. Hemp is not marijuana and vice versa. Hemp is the male plant and it grows like a weed, hence the slang term. The original American flag was made of hemp fiber and our Constitution was printed on paper made of hemp. It was used as recently as World War II by the U.S. Government, and then promptly made illegal after the war was won. At a time when rhetoric isflying about becoming more self-sufficient in terms of energy, why is it illegal to grow this plant in this country? Ah, the female. The evil female plant – marijuana. It gets you high, it makes you laugh, it does not produce a hangover. Unlike alcohol, it does not result in bar fights or wife beating. So,why is this innocuous plant illegal? Is it a gateway drug? No, that would be alcohol, which is soheavily advertised in this country. My only conclusion as to why it is illegal, is that Corporate America, which owns Congress, would rather sell you Paxil, Zoloft, Xanax and other addictive drugs, than allow you to grow a plant in your home without some of the profits going into their coffers. This policy is ludicrous. It has surely contributed to our dependency on foreign energy sources. Ourpolicies have other countries literally laughing at our stupidity, most notably Canada, as well as several European nations (both Eastern and Western). You would not know this by paying attention to U.S. media sources though, as they tend not to elaborate on who is laughing at the United States this week. Please people, let’s stop the rhetoric and start thinking about how we can truly become self-sufficient.

With that I say good-bye and good luck.

All the best,

Andrew Lahde

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6 Responses to “Andrew Lahde Letter Thanks Idiots for Lahde Capital Management Success”

  1. All too true, even about the weed. Financial institutions all corrupt, both political parties a joke, and govt which is beyond repair. Enjoy your chains you foolish slaves.

  2. I found this letter stupid. This is just one guy of many who have hit a huge score in a HF at one time or another. Most of them stay low key. If they leave the game, they do so in a mature fashion. I don’t mind the f**k you to government, but honestly half your goodbye letter on marijuana? I thnk he was smoking it when he wrote the letter. Of course I agree marijuana should be legalized, but that was totally out of place in this letter. Of course, when you’re writing to investors you just gave a 400% return to after fees, you can say whatever the hell you want.

    It’s clear this guy has some grudge against ivy-leaguers. Obviously as a result of his struggle to compete with them all these years. Then he gets a big score, sees the the economy in the doledrums, and so cashes out and says “haha i beat u!”. He’s not just quitting while he’s ahead of his prior states. Like a kid quitting a game of basketball right when he takes the lead, but before the buzzers sounds, he’s quitting while he’s ahead of his opponents, which I guess he has decided is ivyleagers. It’s a very odd going away. I’m sure he meant it as a badass, I’m cool f**k you, and I’m sure the teenagers he’ll be f**king in hawaii will see it that way, but to a mature audience he reveals himself as insecure.

    What right does have to preach about better government and suggest soros use his funds towards intellectual improvement in this country, when this guy himself freely admits to being in it “for the money” and is now throwing away his blackberry so he can vacation and enjoy life. What a hypocritical asshole. He’s trying to have his cake and eat it too. “I’m the cool kid, b/c I got the most money and now I’m going to party. Oh- and by the way, here is a critique of society and how it can be improved, because I’m also concerned with social improvement and have respect for the likes of Jefferson and Smith.” Does he not know that Jefferson devoted his life to public service and would see his current aspirations and this letter itself as insecure, selfish, and wasteful?

    This guy sounds right out of high school. I don’t mind the f**k you government, even tho the reasons he chose to focus on are hardly the worst of our problems. Nor do I mind the f**k you ivyleaguers even though it’s a ridiculous blanket statement as many investors who may put him to shame such as warren buffett graduated from top universities. But what I do mind is him pretending to give a shit about societal improvement in the same breadth as he pettily rubs his gains in the faces of his schoolyard opponents and touts his aspiration to throw his blackberry away and enjoy life.

    He touts his relative wealth and gains that came at the expense of ivy leaguers, while belittling his relative poverty compared to the 9 and 10 digit wealth of others (surely not ivy-leaguers!!) by saying that that money isn’t valuable because it is about legacy. What?? So if he has more money than someone, then they’re an ivy leagure and the disparity is wealth is to praised; but if anyone has more money than him, then they’re not an ivy-leaguer and the disapirty in wealth it to be disregarded, because it’s probably just about legacy. I see. And we should all really be concerned about society’s well-being, but let’s also just be “in it for the money” and cash out and throw away our blackberrys for plenty of vacation time as soon as we hit it big. I don’t know the guy, but he paints himself someone biased by his own insecurity to the point of hypocrisy.

  3. what an asshole…It just proves money can’t buy you class. He is correct that there was a lot of greedy anddumb moves especially by government who took bribes to look the other way when this stuff was going on but there was truly hard working and honest people who got caught up in this and he ignorantly lumps them and other hard working people together. He really runs down hard working people cause why…he thinks they should all be kicken back and smoking pot??? What a turd!

  4. Ethics have gone to pot (no pun intended) across the world. Personal ethics, business ethics, treating people with respect, treating people how you would expect to be treat. Doing something because it is the right thing to do seems to have become a thing of the past. (sweeping statement and of course there are exceptions) Unfortunately we do not live in an ideal world.
    If he donates all of his profit minus enough for 3 or 4 bags of weed a week for a year and a shack on the beach somewhere . Then I will think his outburst has a purpose. If he is prepared to back ideas of people who have maintained high ethics and tried to make a difference not for money but because it’s the right thing to do, Then I will respect him massively.
    If he pays the mortgages of people who risk reposession for falling behind on payments then he is a genuinely nice guy.
    If he does none of this then it’s just an over emotional outburst at a time when very many decent people have been caught in the crossfire of something they have no control over.

    I must say however that I agree with many of his views – I think too many people have taken risks they had no right to take with other peoples money. The government(s) have not taken hold of the situation at all because they are “funded” by the same people they should be controlling . We all know this though – nothing new to read there.
    I wish I was in a position to make a true difference. It seems like he has made a few dollars – let him help people. I have a view that if the government gave me 70 Billion dollars I might be able to improve the quality of more peoples lives than AIG will do.

    I think he is a person I would like and get on with (although I’m not and never will be a weed smoker)- but if I were him I’d hit “save to drafts” and thought long and hard before sending.
    The last thing I’d say is this. Of course I have ambitions to be secure financially. I even still have ambitions of being wealthy enough to run one or two foundations. I hope I make that wealth not at the expense of others – but due to my talent, hard work and ethical approach.
    If I crack it I promise not to send my clients an email calling them idiots!

  5. OC and dk, you obviously don’t get it! Either your too stupid or too corrupted by the system to see clearly the points this mans letter makes, or your just a couple of bought and paid for jagoffs who sold out cheaply and are now just bitter to see someone else succeed while you toil away at a life you regret and a job you hate. I don’t know which is more pathetic: your attitude, or your unwillingness to change? Sux to be you, yes he wrote a FU letter to the world, because he no longer has to play a fake game with rigged, phoney rules, like most of us including you two, get over yourself’s and see the purpose behind his writing, and stop whining already!

  6. The point is why waste your life slaving for $100M if you have already made over $10M as he has?

    - Richard

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