Seriously, there have to be other jobs out there for a 34 year old woman with two children.  Amy Fisher has spent time in prison for attempted murder, taken on the porn industry and claims to be a “writer.”  Now she has decided to give the pole a whirl.

The “Long Island Lolita” has launched her own adult website featuring none other than herself and now she is taking her show on the road.   She just may end up at a strip club near you.

“I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist.  I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on.  You’re too old.”

Let us be the first:  Dear, please put your clothes on.  You’re too old.”

For a walk down memory lane, check out her mugshots below.

Photo:  WENN

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