This is perfect! Hailey Glassman went public last week with accusations that her boyfriend Jon Gosselin verbally abused her and frequently had "mantrums." What is perfect about this is that Hailey is giving Perez Hilton the 'what for' on Twitter, comparing him to Michael Lohan (Jon's former good friend), saying that he's the gay version of Lohan.
Perez started the war of words by sending Hailey a message saying that she was a home wrecker, slut, skank and insinuated that she had fake tears last week. This is what Hailey sent back to the celebrity gossip queen:
"LOOK PEREZ YOU MAKE A LIVING OFF TELLING LIES AND TRYING TO ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE WHO IS IN THE MEDIA FOR PRESS. WE SHOULD ALL JUST CALL YOU MICHAEL LOHAN. YOU'RE THE GAY VERSION OF MICHAEL LOHAN. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON YOUR LIFE WHEN YOUR OLD FAT WITH YOUR BLUE OR YELLOW GREEN WHATEVER HAIR COLOR U MAY HAVE MADE A LIVING OFF OF BLOOD MONEY. YOU ARE TRULY ONE OF THE WORSE PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND THE SAD THING IS EVERYONE KNOWS IT INCLUDING YOU BUT IT OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T PHASE YOU. WHICH I MEAN PROPS TO BEING STRONG BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU'RE A PIECE OF SH*T. AND ANOTHER THING PEREZ KARMA, NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT IT BUT IT'S A BI*!H AND IT WILL COME AFTER YOU ONE DAY. I HAVE LOOKED INTO SUEING YOU AND DECIDED, EH WHATEVER I'LL LET IT GO. YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT BUT WHAT YOU ARE WORTH IS ME TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL. ANOTHER ONE OF MY BRUTALLY HONEST MOMENTS."
She then took off the caps lock to write, "Sincerely, Hailey Glassman".
For the record, this is exactly how Hailey wrote it on her twerbose account. So many things to say to young naive Hailey but not enough time. Perez and Michael...now, it's your turn. We look forward to your rebuttal.