Diddy:  Goodmorning people.  Let’s have a great day!!!  Your GREAT!  Don’t you forget it!!!  You can do it!  You just gotta BELIEVE!!!!!  Let’s go!

Samantha Ronson:  I’ve had so many drinks spilled on me tonight, I could get drunk off my sweater.  Can’t wait til I get thirsty at the airport.

Jessica Simpson:  Seriously laughing…hefty hardy har harrrrrrrrr

Heather McDonald:  OC housewives is kind of sad.  You got Lynn’s hard breasts & cuffs, Slade’s grey body hair & nakedness & Vicki is the only one not broke.

Kathy Griffin:  New Plan!  1 of you accidentally releases one of my several masturbation, oops, “single sex” tapes (a la Carrie Prejean) & I storm off Larry King.

Paris Hilton:  Laying in bed with Doug watching 24/7.  Such an interesting show, excited for the boxing match tomorrow!  Love watching Boxing.

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