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Denise Richards: “Our Rosie loves us pushing her around the pool!” (photo above)

Joan Rivers: “Breaking News! Turns out it wasn’t a broken pipe that caused the BP oil slick. It was just the cast of Jersey Shore skinny dipping.”

T.I.: “Aight the Cali TAKERS press junket is a wrap. Check us out in t city near you! Go see the movie on Aug 27th.” (photo above T.I. and our very own Danni Starr 96.3 NOW & Bitten and Bound reporter)

Rev Run: “Attention haters: Hating on others will not make u run faster, jump higher, look better or increase your bank account #nowstopit!!”

Tony Bones: “WE ARE ALL SLAVES TO LABOR & GOVERNED SOCIETIES. THE EFFECTS ON OUR YOUTH WILL BE DESTROYING. AS WE ARE PAWNS AND PUPPETS LEADING OUR YOUNG TO FALSE HOPE AND FAITH. “AWARENESS IS THE FIRST ANSWER TOWARDS TAKING ACTION.”

Katy Perry: “Hello Kitty threw up in my dressing room @ the TCA’S.” (photo above)

Hugh Hefner: “The Sunday night Mansion movie is Angelina Jolie in “Salt.” Followed by a screening of “GND The Bunny House.”

Travis Barker: “Peace NYC! Just boarded the biggest ship I’ve ever seen with my humans! See you in 7 days EUROPE!!!!!”

Conan O’Brien: “Jersey Shore has added a new woman to the cast for their next season. No word on whether or not she likes to party.”

Kim Kardashian: “Should I do bangs for the awards? So many options, I’m so indecisive!”