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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have been dating on-and-off since 2011, but millions of devoted female fans remained confident the Baby Goose would eventually find his way to their door.

Sadly, it looks as though the time has come to say, Hey Girl, you have to move on.

Several outlets are reporting today that Mendes is pregnant with Gosling’s baby.

And not just pregnant, mind you, but seven months along.

Before you begin to openly weep over the fact that Gosling is well and truly taken at this point, take a moment to reflect on what a gift this is for future generations.

Regardless of its gender, the Mendes-Gosling child is sure to the living picture of physical perfection. Surely news that such a flawless being will soon enter our world can’t be all bad, right?