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Well, to any men out there who are upset that they’re not able to have sex with Megan Fox, take heart: it seems husband Brian Austin Green isn’t having sex with her either!

Megan’s been her usual outspoken self while promoting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles recently, and when the topic of her sex life came up in a recent interview she was every bit as open and honest as we’ve come to expect.

“Brian doesn’t get any intimacy whatsoever,” she told the press.

No big surprise, considering the couple has two kids under two running around the house, but we’re guessing BAG wishes she was a bit more discrete about that sort of thing.

So Megan Fox doesn’t have sex with Brian Austin Green. Is anyone else feeling like the world makes a bit more sense right now?

Sure, there’s all that ugliness with Ebola, and Gaza, and Ukraine…but the Brian Austin Green-Megan Fox marriage was pretty much mankind’s greatest mystery. Now that that’s been solved, those other things will probably just sort themselves out.