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Today in Sigh: Farrah Abraham has figured out a new way to be awful:

Yes, that’s the Benjamin Button of Teen Moms hawking plastic molds of her own vagina while dressed like a freakin’ character from a freakin’ Disney movie.

Why would Farrah dress like Queen Elsa to sell sex toys, you ask? We have no idea other than the fact that it’s Halloween and Farrah is the worst.

Before you defend her as a single mom gettin’ by the best she can, please bear in mind that Farrah made $544,000 from stripping last year.

She also recently bought a $100,000 Mercedes Benz.

Yeah – that’s just last year, and that’s just one of her many revenue streams. She’s fine financially; she just genuinely enjoys this crap.

But obviously this girl was meant to be rich. After all, that’s why God led Farrah to porn. Like we said, mom of the year.