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It’s rare that we’re confused by Kim Kardashian.

Don’t get us wrong, we’re often confused by the fact that she’s one of the world’s most famous women despite her apparent lack of talent, but the woman herself is usually fairly straight-forward:

She’s not some cryptic anti-hero on an HBO drama, for Pete’s sake; she’s Kim Kardashian. She likes showing off her giant butt, spending money, and taking selfies.

Or so we thought. On Season 1 Episode 7 of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons, Kim subverted our expectations and made us question everything we know:

“Khloe’s ass is so big, you guys,” Kim randomly blurted while looking at photos of her sis. “She needs to drop a couple lbs.”

Scott Disick aptly pointed out that the K-gals are only famous because of their sizable backsides, to which Kim replied:

“I don’t care. I want a flat ass now.”

Yes, it was a bit like hearing Lindsay Lohan complain about an excess of cocaine, and it’s got us feeling that up is down, black is white, and flat is badonkadonk.

Watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online to have your mind unexpectedly blown by the Zen koans of Kim Kardashian.