Hey, who's ready to relive the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight? We know we sure are!
In case you've somehow forgotten, Bieber and Bloom threw down in the most disappointing fashion at a restaurant in Ibiza last month.
The fight was rumored to have stemmed from allegations that Bieber slept with Miranda Kerr while she was still married to Bloom.
That's probably BS, but it didn't help matters when Bieber posted a photo of Kerr to his Instagram page, seemingly to taunt Bloom.
Still with us? Okay. Now, as we said, Bieber probably never slept with Kerr, but the ever-reliable Star magazine is getting in on the lie by claiming that not only did they bang - Bieber got Kerr pregnant!
We'll give you some time to finish laughing and wipe the spit take off your monitor. Might we suggest using an issue of Star for the clean-up?