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A housekeeper who was formerly employed by Kim and kompany family has spilled the Kardashian's secrets to Star magazine, and the result is...well, it's pretty much exactly what you would expect:

Aside from the revelation that Kim is super nice and Kris is "the life of the party" who bumps into walls when she gets sloshed, there's not a whole lot here that will shock, but the details are entertaining, nonetheless.

Among the revelations:

  • Scott Disick is a drunk. ("He would leave empty bottles of alcohol all over the place," says the housekeeper.)
  • Bruce Jenner likes to to engage in some low-key cross-dressing. ("He’d hide [women's underwear] under his bed. I guess he didn't want his family to know.”
  • Best of all - Kanye stinks. Literally. ("One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye's white T-shirt. It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.”

Yikes. Imagine the odor coming off of those leather sweat pants when he's through with them.

Jump into the gallery above for more no-longer secrets. Spoiler alert: Kourtney kinda sucks.

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Seemingly overnight, Mia Khalifa became the number one porn star on the Internet. 

If you haven't heard of her, well...you're not the kind of person who pays much attention to the popularity of up-and-coming porn stars.

  • Mia Khalifa
  • Drake and Rihanna Image

But apparently, there are people who pay a lot of attention to such matters. They range from the Islamic extremists who have Khalifa with death threats (seriously) to the most sensitive Canadian in hip hop.

That's right, we're talking about Drake. Or, should we say, the man whose name rhymes with "rake."

You see, Ms. Khalifa was interviewed on Miami a radio talk show last night, and she was asked if she's been hit on by any famous dudes.

At first, Mia tried to dodge the question, then admitted that she had been subjected to the "cringeworthy" flirtations of a celeb whose name rhymes with "rake."

Then the host joked about the dude sending her sad-faced semi-nude selfies and she told him he hit the nail on the head.

So yeah. Drake tried to bang Mia Khalifa and the result was "cringeworthy." We're sure he's penning a weepy, auto-tuned ballad about the experience at this very moment. 

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In the world of celebrity gossip, it doesn't get any better than when two A-listers get together. Okay, maybe it's better if one or both of them is already taken (looking at you, Brad and Angie).

Still, stories like Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna hooking up is what we live for, and that little tidbit just got juicier.

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  • Rihanna eyebrows

It seems Leo and RiRi's recent makeout session at the Playboy mansion wasn't a one-time thing. In fact, sources claim Rihanna and DiCaprio have been hooking up for years.

The latest issue of Us Weekly claims that Cap and RiRi first met back in 2009. Leo was reportedly instantly smitten and the two kicked off a friends with benefits arrangement.

They were spotted hanging out again a couple years later at Coachella. The Playboy party is the first time Leo and Ri were spotted hooking up in public, but according to insiders, it may not be the last:

"They like each other's company," says one source. "Neither one is looking to make this anything more than fun. This is a no strings kind of deal."

It's a shame they have no interest in getting serious. RiRi might be the only famous woman who could keep pace with Leo's partying.

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It's been a tumultuous few months for Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

It all started with Depp's drunk speech at the Hollywood Film Awards back in November. The whole thing was funny at first, then became embarrassing as everyone realized just how sloshed really was.

Might've been cool if he was a twenty-something rock star, not that awesome as a 51-year-old actor. So when rumors circulated that Depp's drinking was driving Amber away, well they weren't hard to believe.

Johnny Depp Amber Heard image

Then, something miraculous happened. Just in time for Depp to promote his current cinematic turd, Mortdecai, he and Heard seemed to reconcile. 

They've been attending premiere events together, and what's more - there's chatter that Johnny and Amber are already married.

There are rumors of Depp openly sporting a ring on that finger. Sources say it's not the "male engagement ring" he was rocking a few months ago, but a simpler piece that looks a lot like a wedding band.

Adding to the speculation is the fact that Depp recently dodged questions about the anniversary of his engagement.

Although, who knows? He might have just been too hammered to give a coherent answer. Here's hoping if they did get hitched, Johnny remembers it.

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Well, this is a surprise.

Not the part about Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian breaking up, of course. We figured that would happen eventually.

No, the surprising part is that several sources are reporting that Scott has moved out on Kourtney.

Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick pic

Yeah, we definitely didn't think the drunk baby daddy to end all drunk baby daddies would be the one to call it quits, but that Scott is full of crazy, drunken surprises.

"Scott has told Kourtney that he's moving out," one insider tells Us Weekly. "Everyone on the outside says she has to leave him."

"Kourt gave birth a month ago and he's already back to doing club appearances and binge drinking. It's not normal."

If just one tabloid was making that claim, we might be tempted to dismiss it as BS. When two tabloids carry the same report, well...it's probably still BS, but we're a bit more inclined to believe it:

The latest issue of Life & Style proclaims that Scott dumped Kourtney just 20 days after she gave birth to the couple's third child.

"He’s had it with the nonstop nagging and another ultimatum was the last straw," a (presumably different) source claims. "He screamed at her, ‘I’m not living by your rules anymore!’ And that’s when he dumped her."

Well, ya can't blame the guy. Her rules did include, "Try to occasionally act like a dad." You can't expect Scott to put up with that forever.

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You might think that Teresa Giudice being locked up for the next year would effectively remove her from most celebrity gossip conversations, but somehow, the Housewife-turned-inmate is still making headlines.

At first, all we kept hearing is that Teresa is being treated just like everyone else in the big house.

She makes 12 cents an hour doing manual labor, shares a small space with five cellmates, eats awful food, etc.

Now, a report from In Touch makes it sound as though Teresa may have it a little easier on the inside than we initially thought...and it's rubbing her fellow prisoners the wrong way:

Teresa Giudice

"They don't like her because the think she gets special treatment," one insider tells the tabloid. "She'll get a job in the kitchen when other inmates are told there are no openings. She gets to eat before the main line at lunch and dinner."

Worse than that, Teresa reportedly received preference in  when it comes to the most important thing in a prisoner's life - visitors:

"Her kids were approved for visits the day she arrived," the source claims, adding that new inmates have been known to wait months for their guest lists to be approved.

But it's not all doom and gloom. It turns out Teresa has made a few friends:

"She's met some women who are acting nice to her, but she knows to watch her back," the insider claims. "Teresa talks to quite a few women now, mainly the women who teach the exercise classes and her roommates."

"She was dancing with them the other day and asked them to teach her how to twerk. They thought it was funny."

And they say prisoners don't learn anything useful on the inside.

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see what Teresa's life was like before she learned the Jailhouse Twerk.

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Prepare to be horribly disappointed in Theo.

In an interview with Billboard magazine released today, Bill Cosby's protege and former co-star spoke out in defense of his TV dad.

Unfortunately, he did so by likening Cosby's plight to the trauma suffered by sexual assault victims.

Malcolm Jamal-Warner

"Just as it's painful to hear any woman talk about sexual assault, whether true or not," Warner said in a recent interview with Billboard. "It's just as painful to watch my friend and mentor go through this."

We're gonna go ahead and assume that the comment was made out of ignorance rather than malice, but the fact remains that Warner is making Cosby out to be the victim.

Is it worse than when Phylicia Rashad told us to "forget" Cosby's accusers? Or when Evin Cosby attacked the women in an online tirade?

It might be, because in his effort to remain subtle while shaming the (alleged) victims ("whether true or not"), Warner has effectively diminished the suffering of all sexual assault victims.

We're hoping for a Rashad-style clarification and apology in the very near future, but we're thinking it's too little too late and our love for Theo died a sad, permanent death today.

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It's been over six months since Jill Duggar married Derick Dillard, and like a dutiful Duggar she got knocked up right off the bat.

Jill is six months pregnant now and since she's effectively been tied down, she's not permitted to use social media. (Yes, Duggar kids really have to be paired off first.)

While most 23-year-olds might be anxious to hop on Tinder, Jill enjoys documenting her quiet, occasionally super sad domestic life.

For instance, here's a selfie from Jill and Derick's P.F. Chang's date night:

Jill and Derick Dillard on a Date

We know, it's Arkansas, and good Chinese food probably isn't easy to come by, but c'mon Derick...step your game up just a smidge!

The woman is six months pregnant and she was raised in a house with 18 siblings! 

If you can't afford to spring for the Melting Pot at least stay in and cook for her.

Alright, end of anti-P.F. Chang's rant. It's that these two seem to enjoy each other's company so much and we're sure they'll make great parents.

We just they expand their culinary horizons a bit at some point.

Watch 19 Kids and Counting online to relive Jill and Derick's road to the altar.

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If you're totally unaware of what kid of person Kris Jenner is, brace yourself.

If you know what Kris is like, however, this really shouldn't shock you at all:

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  • Kylie Jenner and Tyga

As you've likely heard, Kylie Jenner is dating Tyga. She's 17 and he's 25, so it's gross and illegal in California, but that doesn't mean it bothers Mom of the Year Kris.

First, she allowed Kylie and Tyga to travel to Europe together to take advantage of more lax age of consent laws.

Now, she's apparently just given Kylie permission to sleep with Tyga under her roof, because of course she has:

"There are many nights that Tyga just crashes at Kylie's house," a source tells Radar Online. "Kris is very liberal with the rules with Kylie and allows her to throw parties all the time at the mansion."

"Kylie's dad, Bruce, doesn't like Tyga spending the night at the house, but he is really powerless to do anything. Kris and Bruce have fought about it, and he has accused her of being a friend first to Kylie and not acting like a mother."

Yes, that's Kris Jenner for you, ladies and gentlemen. No doubt counting down the days until she legally market a Kylie sex tape.

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If it wasn't for Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick would just be some random douche bag, instead of a wealthy, famous douche bag.

Yet for some reason, after ten years and three kids, Scott refuses to marry Kourtney. He offered this lame explanation during a recent interview with People magazine:

Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick pic

"If isn't broke don't fix it...I don't think we'll have time to get married at the rate we're popping out kids."

What a guy. Also super classy? The fact that Scott went on a bender in Aspen last week, just six months after ditching rehab and one month after the birth of his third child.

Here's some of the super-mature behavior reported by TMZ:

The first night, Scott and his crew reportedly downed $840 worth of booze at the hotel bar. The next evening they stayed in, and ordered $600 worth of champagne and whiskey up to their room.

After they left, it saw discovered that their suite was littered with empty bottles and cigarette butts, resulting in a $500 cleaning bill.

Bear in mind, Disick was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning over the summer and has repeatedly sworn to Kourtney that he'll stay sober.

Maybe his refusal to marry Kourtney is his way of protecting her.

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