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We'd like to take a break from celebrity gossip for a moment to issue a public service announcement:

Kylie Jenner has a motorcycle. So if you're in the Southern California area, we recommend staying off the streets until this phase inevitable passes. Should take about a week.

Kylie Jenner Motorcycle Photo

So why is it such a bad thing that Kylie has decided to be the world's least intimidating member of Hell's Angels?

Well, she hasn't even had her license for a year and she may well be the world's most unsafe driver.

Kylie crashed a $125,000 Mercedes less than three weeks after getting her license last August.

Since then, she's taken multiple selfies while driving, indicating that she's probably the last person in the world that should be cruising through LA in a pack with her friends.

Yes, at least she's wearing a helmet and the bike appears to be three-wheeler, but still, if you're an Angeleno, just call in sick this week. Better safe than sorry.

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Naya Rivera got married over the weekend.

No, she hasn't reconciled with Big Sean. Despite the fact that Naya and Sean called off their engagement just three short months ago, Naya married actor Ryan Dorsey in a top secret ceremony in Cabo San Lucas.

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Yes, you read that correctly. Naya got married just three months after being engaged to a different dude.

Possibly worse, she reportedly stuck with the wedding plans she'd made with Sean and simply used a substitute groom.

Rumor has it, Naya even kept the engagement ring given to her by Sean. We're hoping against hope that she didn't use it for the ceremony.

So yeah, life decisions aren't exactly Naya's strong suit these days, but even so, we wish her and Ryan all the best. We'd also like to encourage them both to take a bit more time when making major, life-altering choices in the future.

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Miley Cyrus is on a break from touring and judging from her latest photos, all the free time is driving her insane.

Miley's Instagram page has to be seen to be believed these days.

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Just in the past 24 hours we were treated to topless Miley (Though, in fairness, that's really nothing new.), as well as Miley's guide to disguising acne

But before you get too excited about making use of her advice, you should know that Miley's zit tips involve calling as much attention to your face as possible. Come to think of it, that's pretty much her advice for everything.

So unless you're willing to go about your day sporting a a bedazzled Band-Aid over your pimple, you might just want to stick with Proactiv.

See, Miley doesn't have to be stopped 50 times in a day by people demanding to know why she's got a flowered bandage on her face. They already know, because she posted photos of herself making it on Instagram.

Miley Cyrus is different from you and me.

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Teresa Giudice is facing a possible prison sentence, and the ratings of the show that made her famous are at an all-time low, but believe it or not, she may have actually found a way to make her situation even worse.

Teresa Giudice

Teresa made the baffling decision to bite the hand that feeds her and feud with Bravo boss Andy Cohen last week, and the move may cause the Housewife to suffer one final humiliation before she gets locked up.

Sources at the network say that due to a combination of factors including declining viewership, her exorbitant salary, and, of course, her feud with Cohen, Teresa is soon to be fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

"Bravo bosses are starting to think Teresa isn't worth keeping around if her behavior continues," an insider tells Radar Online. "The network is very sensitive to the fact that she's facing a looming prison sentence and has tried to work with her during this difficult time."

In addition to picking fights with the people who sign her paychecks, Teresa hasn't been fulfilling her professional obligations:

"But Teresa has cut back substantially on media appearances to promote the show and has been acting like a diva."

So, yeah, it's sounding like she's long for The Real Housewives world. But look at the bright side, Teresa: you'll probably be locked up and unable to film, anyway.

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A troubling report from Jay Z and Beyonce's On the Run tour claims the hip hop power couple will call it quits after their final perfomance in September.

Photos from the tour confirm that Jay and Beyonce have stopped wearing wedding rings and made clear to their inner circle that they won't be touring or, for that matter, doing anything together following the conclusion of On the Run.

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"There are no rings, if you haven't noticed," says a source close to the couple. "[Right now] they are trying to figure out a way to split without divorcing...This is a huge concert tour and they've already gotten most of the money from the promoters up front."

The insider adds that Jay and Bey are only maintaining the illusion that they're still together for business purposes.

While things have seemed to be going downhill for the Carters ever since the now-infamous Solange-Jay Z fight back in May, the source says they've actually been having problems since shortly after they exchanged vows:

"For just a split moment, things got real for them and she was even talking about adding to the family. They made the classic mistake of thinking a baby would change everything and help to rekindle the initial fire and it didn't."

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Farrah Abraham is one of a kind. Most train wreck celebs are just one kind of dumb, but Farrah likes to mix it up, and we never know what sort of uniquely stupid gem will pop out of her mouth next.

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In just the past week, Farrah said her daughter should make a sex tape (she's 5), compared herself to The Wolf of Wall Street, and informed us that the Malaysia Airlines crash made her say, "Whoa."

Oh, she also thinks Sandra Bullock should play her in a movie.

But what might ne dumber than all of that is Farrah's attempt today to fix Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett's marital troubles with her line of sex toys.

Yes, Farrah applied all her life skills and years of experience with long term relationships to the task of rescuing two people she never met from the brink of divorce. With dildos:

“Sex toys are a healthy thing," said Farrah in an interview. "I think too many people don’t get sex toys. They go off the deep end with partners."

"I think of Hank Baskett right now. I heard Kendra and him are having some troubles. I think this might help. I think cheating is bad, sex toys are good.”

Well, there ya go. Farrah's got the answer for everything. If only someone would just ask her about this Israel situation, we'd be all set.

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Say what you will about Jenelle Evans, the girl makes cute kids.

Jenelle gave birth to her second son on June 29, and she shared a bunch of photos of little Kaiser with her Twitter followers today.

The tranquil pics of Jenelle, Kaiser, and proud dad Nathan Griffith stand in sharp contrast to the pre-delivery drama.

First, there was Jenelle sharing her frustration and begging the kid to be born already, a plea she posted along with this photo:

Jenelle Evans Pregnant Photo

Then there was the delivery itself:

"She was screaming for eight hours straight," said Nathan about Jenelle's labor pains.

He also assured OK! magazine that "there were no drigs in [Jenelle's] system" at the time of the birth.

Well, okay then. Doesn't inspire much confidence when a new dad has to say something like that, but to Jenelle's credit, Kaiser entered the world at a healthy 7 lbs., 10 oz.

Let's just hope his parents can jeep their stuff together.

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Jason Biggs has been on fire in the worst possible way this week.

In a way, you've gotta respect his ability to find new and unique ways to piss off his Twitter followers. In another way, you've gotta be disgusted by some of his comments and his bizarre need for constant attention.

Jason Biggs

As you've probably heard by now, a Malaysia Airlines flight crashed on the border of Russia and Ukraine today. It is, of course, the second Malaysia Airlines flight to crash in the past five months, a fact that prompted Biggs to tweet:

"Anyone want to buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?"

Oh, Jason. Way, way too soon, dude.

If you're keeping track at home, that marks the second time this week that Biggs has raised eyebrows (and possibly concerns about his mental health) on Twitter.

On Tuesday, Biggs took a selfie while driving with his wife breastfeeding in the background. Classy stuff.

Hey, at least he didn't mock a dead Bachelorette contestant this time.

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If you're one of the few women on earth who's immune to Ryan Gosling's charms, prepare to have your defenses broken down.

It seems that in addition to looking the way he looks, Ryan has behaved like an ideal partner for Eva Mendes throughout the first seven months of her pregnancy.

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For whatever reason, Eva wanted to keep her pregnancy under wraps at first. Maybe she didn't want her body to be scrutinized by the tabloids, or maybe she rightfully assumed that if the women of the world found out she was pregnant by Ryan Gosling, it would become unsafe for her to got outside.

Either way, Gosling not only supported her decision, he did everything in his power to make the recluse life easier on her.

Yes, Gosling cooked, cleaned, and grocery shopped for seven months.

Sources say he basically waited on Eva hand and foot in order to ensure that she was as comfortable ads possible while hiding out at his apartment.

What a guy, eh? He looks okay with his shirt off, too.

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Oh, no. Farrah Abraham has somehow hit a new low.

While discussing her sex tape in a recent interview (Does she ever talk about anything else?), Farrah was asked how she would react if her daughter made a sex tape of her own. Her answer is depressing beyond belief:

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"She'll be like, 'I had to try it,'" said Farrah about her five-year-old daughter Sophia.

"Then i'll be like, 'Oh, you already did it, so I'm just going to say make sure you know what you're doing with it.' I'll be like, 'This is what happened to me as your mom.' It's mommy talk."

"It's the birds and the bees," she goes on. "So you just share, 'Look I learned this from it. I hope you don't do that. Read Celebrity Sex Tape, learn some lessons from Fallon Opal [the heroine of Farrah's novel].' That's really all I can say."

Yes, Farrah assumes her daughter will star in a publicly-cirsulated sex tape. Yes, she managed to slip in a plug for her "erotic novel." Yes, she just cemented as the most horrific of the Teen Mom alums.

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