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If you tuned in to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 1 last night, then you know that producers rounded an entertaining mix of old and new faces.

Former Housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer and Taylor Armstrong were all in attendance at Kyle Richards' white party, but more importantly, two new ladies joined cast.

Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson both made their Housewife debuts, with Eileen netting a record salary for her first season as a Bravo-lebrity.

Perhaps the most welcome new addition, however, was former LA Law and current Mad Men actor Harry Hamlin.

Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna

Hamlin on Housewives was an unexpected surprise, as it was initially rumored that he wouldn't be appearing on the show.

He and Lisa are on the cusp of being too famous to be regulars on a Bravo celebrity show, but they're making it work.

In fact, based on sarcastic comments Lisa made about being sick of following Harry's orders, we're guessing they're really gonna jump into their characters and treat us to some semi-scripted relationship drama.

Fun fact: Hamlin was married to Nicolette Sheridan in the early 90s, so he's gone from Desperate Housewife to Real Housewife. Upgrade!

Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to enjoy Harry and Lisa's classy chemistry.

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As you've probably heard by now, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch June Shannon is dating a convicted child molester named Mark McDaniel.

Worse, McDaniel's victim was Anna Shannon - June's now-20-year-old daughter.

Anna Shannon

So yeah, Anna has quite the story to tell, and thankfully that's just what she's doing. Anna announced on Facebook today that she plans to write a tell-all book about the McDaniel scandal. 

Poor girl might as well make a buck out of the horrible situation:

"I think I'm going to [write] a book," Anna wrote in a status update. "Don't know how successful I'm going to be, but I'll try...Who is ready to hear it?"

Sadly, Anna's sister Lauryn promptly attacked her for lack of education, reminding her that she never graduated high school.

Lauryn deleted the comment, but not before Anna saw it, and replied in awesome fashion:

"For one thing, you don't have to graduate to write," Anna responded. "Stay out of grown folks' business and be a kid which you still are...stay off my page."

June Shannon later took credit for making Lauryn delete the comment, but we don't believe her, because she's terrible.

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As you already know if you watch Vanderpump Rules online knows, Lisa V's first priority is being a reality TV star.

Running a business comes a distant second, as evidenced on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3 which aired on Bravo last night. 

You see, it wasn't just that Lisa re-hired James Kennedy after he picked a fight with a co-worker and stole booze from her while he was working.

No, the worst part of all this is that dude got fired, walked into work the next day like nothing happened...and it basically worked.

Sure, he had to do a little groveling, but Lisa's reaction was basically, "Well, if you like working here that much..."

It's a dangerous precedent, especially with a staff that effs up as much as Lisa's.

Oh, well. It's her funeral. We just wish she'd stop pretending that she takes the restaurant biz seriously, when clearly the number one rule at SUR is "create drama."

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If you cringed your way through Season 1 Episode of 3 of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons last night, then you know Scott Disick has transitioned from amusing jerk to troubled addict.

Disick has been a douche for years, but now he's putting his health in serious jeopardy with his constant drinking and pill popping, and the situation is made that much sadder by the fact that his loving partner is expecting their third child.

It's reportedly reached the point that Kourtney has issued an ultimatum, and sources say if Disick doesn't stop drinking by the time she gives birth, than 

“Unfortunately this is not just a story line for the show," says a source. "It's something she has dealt with for years. Kourtney has given him so many chances.”

“Scott says he will stop and Kourtney always gives him the benefit of the doubt. But he is still in denial that the problem is as severe as it is."

Sounds serious. Sadly, that's the kind of action it takes to get someone as far-gone as Scott to respond.

Watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online to watch it all unravel for Scott and Kourtney.

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We'd known that Tila Tequila was pregnant since April, but given her history of compulsive lying, we kept expecting her to pull a basketball from under her shirt and laugh maniacally while spinning it on her finger.

Tila Tequila Pregnant Photo

Needless to say we're shocked and pleased to report that late last night Tila welcomed a baby girl named Isabella Monroe Nguyen.

Yes, she thankfully didn't saddle the little girl with the last name Tequila. And yes, she's one of those women who's fixated on Marilyn Monroe. We're sure you're shocked.

Tila's lied about being pregnant in the past, so we'll reserve our congrats until someone gets a picture of her Isabella, preferably with a birth certificate in the shot. Doesn't count if the real mom is trying to wrestle her kid from Tila's clutches.

As for the dad - Tila initially stated it was a man named Thomas Paxton Whitaker, but following an ugly breakup, she declared that Whitaker is not the father, and she's actually unsure of the dad's identity.

Does it sound like shade-throwing if we offer little Isabella the best of luck?

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If you're having a hard time keeping track of Amanda Bynes' love life, don't worry, she can't seem to keep things straight either.

Yesterday, Bynes attacked Caleb Pusey on Twitter, proclaiming that he's "not a good person" and that claims that she was engaged to him are erroneous.

amanda bynes twitter pic

It was all a bit strange, considering Amanda is the one who said she's engaged to Caleb just last month.

Today brought another unexpected turn of events, as Bynes took to Twitter again to reveal that Pusey is gay and she has a secret boyfriend:

"Caleb is gay so him saying that he is not engaged to me makes me sick," Amanda tweeted. "Caleb is stunning and I luv him like a gay best friend."

"I'm flattered that he assumed I was talking about him because he's drop dead gorgeous but he and i hadn't talked in months."

"I was talking about my boyfriend who i don't talk to the press about because he's not famous and I'm in love with him because he's mine."

So there you have it. Amanda's not engaged. At least not to Caleb. She does have a boyfriend, though. But they're not engaged, that was someone else.

Don't worry about figuring it out. It'll all change again tomorrow.

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As you've certainly heard by now, Kim Kardashian posed nude for Paper magazine and succeeded in her goal of breaking the Internet with her ass.

As you may not have heard, there was some kerfuffle last week when Alyssa Milano posted a breastfeeding photo to Twitter, and some folks lost their mind over the inappropriateness of the whole thing.

Yes, the world makes very little sense, and the divine Ms. Milano took to Twitter to remind us all that the Internet is one big ball of WTF?!

"Wait! I don't get it," Milano Tweeted in response to the Paper pictorial. "No disrespect to Kim but... people are offended by my breastfeeding selfies & are fine with her (amazing) booty cover?"

"It really is an unbelievable ass," she added, once more stating the obvious.

It's good that Alyssa was able to point out the double standard that's at work here, without trashing Kim.

We want to live in a world where moms can breastfeed wherever they want and Kim could pose for big oily badonkadonk selfies.

Can't we all just get along.

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These days, Kendall Jenner's modeling career seems to be her main focus, and her hard work is certainly paying off.

Unfortunately, she's got a lot of dues left to pay, and considering this is a girl who's not used to hearing "no," she may have some difficult days ahead of her.

Cannes Opening Ceremy 2014: Kendall Jenner

Sources say Kendall was fired by Victoria's Secret just weeks before she was scheduled to walk in the brand's annual fashion show.

The televised show would have been a big break for Kendall, and she was reportedly deeply upset and embarrassed to be pulled from the lineup - particularly since she wasn't given a reason.

Of course, you can't keep a good Jenner down, and insiders say Kendall has since landed a gig in a Karl Lagerfeld show that'll be held on the same day she was supposed to walk for VS. 

Kendall has said that Lagerfeld is her favorite designer. 

Classic Kendall - even when she loses, she really wins.

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As the news about her family gets sadder, the version of events being offered by June Shannon continue to get more outrageous and unbelievable.

"Mama June" is currently making the media rounds in an effort to rescue her decimated public image, but somehow she's managed to make the worst celebrity scandal in recent memory even worse.

honey boo boo and mama june

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Shannon opened up about her relationship with Mark McDaniel, claiming that she's any contact she's had with the man who molested her eldest daughter has been accidental.

As for the photos of Shannon lying in bed with McDaniel? She claimed in a recent interview with Dr. Phil that they're fake - the product of TMZ Photoshop experts.

Right. 

Oh, she also refuses to hear the details of McDaniel's abuse of her daughter:

"I do believe that something happened," Shannon told ET. "I told Anna not to bring up the past. It would be hard for me."

Hopefully she's stopped checking the mail for her mom of the year trophy.

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Given how increasingly sad their situation has become, it seems a bit strange to continue referring to Mama June and company by their reality TV nicknames, but those are they're preferred names, as well as how they're best known to their audience.

Anyway, more troubling news has emerged from McIntyre, Georgia today, as - Patricia East - the ex-wife of Sugar bear Thompson as claimed that June Shannon attempted suicide while pregnant with the now-9-year-old Honey Boo Boo.

Mama June and Sugar Bear

"Michael told me, 'Please come over! June is trying to kill herself!" East told Star magazine in a recent interview. "I wanted to do the right thing, so I went over."

"She was upset about something and had taken an overdose of Tylenol or Advil. We called poison control and I talked to her and tried to keep her awake."

East also revealed to the tabloid that Shannon was in the habit of mocking her over the phone in the weeks following East's split from Thompson:

"She told me, 'My name is June Shannon and I've been sleeping with your husband, but he's mine now,'" East recalls. "I also found out that she'd been pregnant by Michael while we were still married but she lost the baby."

Shannon broke up with Thompson in September, reportedly because she began dating Mark McDaniel. McDaniel was convicted of molesting Shannon's daughter Anna in 2004. He served ten years in prison for the crime.

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