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With all the news about Tom Brady's balls, you may have forgotten that there's some kind of big football game going on this weekend.

More importantly, there's a halftime show. A Katy Perry halftime show, to be exact, and judging from what we've heard, it may contain plenty of fireworks.

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And not the literal kind, though there will almost certainly be some of those, what with Katy having a song called "Firework," and all.

Anyway, there's a rumor going around that Katy will diss Taylor Swift during her performance, which might seem like a remarkably petty thing to do in front of the world's largest TV audience, but Katy did recently confirm she's pissed at Swifty, and it would be the most epic burn ever.

Naturally, we won't know if Katy will trash Taylor on stage or not until the big moment. What we do know is: there will be boobs.

In fact you can bet on Katy's boobs in Vegas: 

How much cleavage will she show? Will she cover them up entirely? Will they they any sort of projectiles?

These are the big questions of the moment, and you can literally place money on the outcome. How can we be expected to care about football with so many more important things at stake?!

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Earlier this week, we learned that Kylie Jenner quit school.

So we should say, she dropped out of homeschool, which we didn't even realize was a thing.

It seems sort of ridiculous, particularly since this would be Kylie's senior year (in peasant school terms), but now we know there's a perfectly good reason that she quit.

Kylie Jenner Coachella

It turns out that between Instagramming, snapping selfies, promoting her line of hair extensions, Instagramming, dating a 25-year-old rapper, and Instagramming - Kylie just doesn't have time for school:

"Kylie simply doesn't have the time for school," says one insider. "It's quite the hassle for her."

He adds that Kylie's home education program "is not schooling in the sense that she spends eight hours a day on it, five days a week. It's more like two hours a day, if that."

"Because of her shooting schedule for Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kylie cannot go to school like other kids and special arrangements needed to be made."

"Kylie is actually quite intelligent, even though she fast-tracked high school. She has a lot of street smarts that she learned from her older sisters."

Yeah, that two-hour-a-day schedule sounds pretty grueling. That's okay, we're sure the "street smarts" accumulated from 17 years if living a life of unimaginable wealth and privilege will carry her through.

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We may have reached the point where everything we hear about the Rihanna-Leonardo DiCaprio romance is pure fan fiction, but let's go ahead and examine the latest tidbit anyway:

Apparently the singer promised DiCaprio she wouldn't get any more tattoos, per his request. Why would Leo make such an absurd request? 

  • Leonardo DiCaprio Beard
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The "answer" to that question is uncut drivel that sounds like it's straight from the mind of a 13-year-old Titanic obsessive:

"Rihanna has always been the type of girl who does whatever she wants, when she wants," a source tells Hollywood Life.

"She wants a new tattoo but she's stuck because Leo asked her to promise him she won't let the needle touch her body until she falls in love again."

Sounds like the kind of thing that would cause RiRi to erupt in a fit of weed giggles, right? Not according to our "source" who claims Ms. Fenty is loving every second of Leo's bearded manipulation:

"She thinks he's playing some kind of mind game with her and she loves it," the insider claims. "He's hitting all the right spots, and I'm not talking between her legs. He's making her feel good and stimulating her on an entirely different level."

Like we said, this story has officially crossed the line between celebrity gossip and Leo-inspired Fifty Shades spinoff.

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The rumors about Bruce Jenner's sex change have been circulating for about as long as we can remember, and we might finally find out for sure if the Olympian-turned-reality-star is actually transitioning.

Earlier today, it was reported that Jenner would reveal his sex change plans in an upcoming interview that would be followed by an E! reality show.

Bruce Jenner April 2013

Hours later, TMZ confirmed that the Bruce's reality show was a go and that a camera crew has already spent several months documenting the ups and downs of his transition.

If it's true, we tip our hats to Bruce. It's a bold and brave way to share his struggles with the world and serve as an inspiration to millions of others.

But we must admit, we're a little worried that Kris Jenner's reaction to Bruce's "coming out" will cause us to lose even more respect for the Mad Momager. (One production source says Kris "lost it" when she found out.)

However, Bruce's kids have reportedly been "extremely supportive" so that's something to look forward to. Dammit, now we're all excited for a show that might not even happen.

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Brace yourself: Lindsay Lohan did something stupid! Actually, she did a whole slew of stupid things and for once, she might actually face some consequences. 

Here's a rundown:

Lindsay Lohan C Restaurant

Earlier this week, we learned that Lindsay was scrambling to complete community service that was supposed to be finished in November.

She contracted an untreatable virus during a recent vacation and decided to use that as an excuse, even though she got sick in late December and the service hours were supposed to be completed in November.

The judge took pity on her and gave her until today to fulfill the service requirement.

Naturally, at the last minute, Lindsay provided a progress report stating that she done everything that court had asked.

And of course it took about 4 seconds before the prosecutor accused Lindsay of lying, because, duh...of course she lied.

Linds wasn't actually in court, but a letter she submitted claims that she was in two places at once (She must have met her Parent Trap twin!) and that she counted activities like greeting fans as community service.

Needless to say, the court was not happy, and Lindsay might actually be screwed this time.

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In what may be the most extreme response to a stinky genitals joke in history, Joanna Krupa revealed last week that she plans to sue Brandi Glanville for comments the reality star made on Watch What Happens Live.

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In fairness, Brandi would not let up on the rumors that Krupa's vagina smells, and she seemed to bring it up every chance she got.

At first we (and presumably Brandi) assumed that Krupa was just bluffing and angling for an apology. 

No dice, however, as it was reported today that Krupa will sue Glanville for $15,000 and is demanding that the case be decicded by a jury of their peers. 

Frankly, we think Andy Cohen should just host the first-ever episode of Real Housewife Court and settle the matter on Bravo, but it looks like we'll have no such luck.

Joanna is serious. Serious about having a courtroom of grownups discuss the relative stank-ness of her vadge.

We're no legal experts, but we feel like this is one of those situations where even if she wins, she really loses.

Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to marvel at the lack of a filter between Brandi's brain and mouth.

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Today was an odd one for Taylor Swift.

It began with news that a an imprisoned child pornographer is claiming Taylor stole his life story as inspiration for her 1989 album.

How does a day get worse from there? Glad you asked:

Bob Trend - Taylor Swift

The pervs of the Internet spent the afternoon waiting with bated breath for nude photos of Taylor to hit the web after the Instagram and Twitter accounts were hacked.

The attack was shut down and Taylor says no nudes of her existed in the first place, but still...creepy.

So while they didn't steal any revealing pics, the hackers did allegedly obtain some of Taylor's Twitter direct messages.

They're pretty tame (as you would expect), but one exchange reveals that Taylor recently made plans to play cards with Nick Jonas.

It's a little weird considering Swifty's ugly breakup with Joe Jonas inspired several of her early ballads, but hey, if that's the most embarrassing thing to come out of this leak, Taylor should consider herself seriously lucky.

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A housekeeper who was formerly employed by Kim and kompany family has spilled the Kardashian's secrets to Star magazine, and the result is...well, it's pretty much exactly what you would expect:

Aside from the revelation that Kim is super nice and Kris is "the life of the party" who bumps into walls when she gets sloshed, there's not a whole lot here that will shock, but the details are entertaining, nonetheless.

Among the revelations:

  • Scott Disick is a drunk. ("He would leave empty bottles of alcohol all over the place," says the housekeeper.)
  • Bruce Jenner likes to to engage in some low-key cross-dressing. ("He’d hide [women's underwear] under his bed. I guess he didn't want his family to know.”
  • Best of all - Kanye stinks. Literally. ("One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye's white T-shirt. It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.”

Yikes. Imagine the odor coming off of those leather sweat pants when he's through with them.

Jump into the gallery above for more no-longer secrets. Spoiler alert: Kourtney kinda sucks.

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Seemingly overnight, Mia Khalifa became the number one porn star on the Internet. 

If you haven't heard of her,'re not the kind of person who pays much attention to the popularity of up-and-coming porn stars.

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But apparently, there are people who pay a lot of attention to such matters. They range from the Islamic extremists who have Khalifa with death threats (seriously) to the most sensitive Canadian in hip hop.

That's right, we're talking about Drake. Or, should we say, the man whose name rhymes with "rake."

You see, Ms. Khalifa was interviewed on Miami a radio talk show last night, and she was asked if she's been hit on by any famous dudes.

At first, Mia tried to dodge the question, then admitted that she had been subjected to the "cringeworthy" flirtations of a celeb whose name rhymes with "rake."

Then the host joked about the dude sending her sad-faced semi-nude selfies and she told him he hit the nail on the head.

So yeah. Drake tried to bang Mia Khalifa and the result was "cringeworthy." We're sure he's penning a weepy, auto-tuned ballad about the experience at this very moment. 

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In the world of celebrity gossip, it doesn't get any better than when two A-listers get together. Okay, maybe it's better if one or both of them is already taken (looking at you, Brad and Angie).

Still, stories like Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna hooking up is what we live for, and that little tidbit just got juicier.

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It seems Leo and RiRi's recent makeout session at the Playboy mansion wasn't a one-time thing. In fact, sources claim Rihanna and DiCaprio have been hooking up for years.

The latest issue of Us Weekly claims that Cap and RiRi first met back in 2009. Leo was reportedly instantly smitten and the two kicked off a friends with benefits arrangement.

They were spotted hanging out again a couple years later at Coachella. The Playboy party is the first time Leo and Ri were spotted hooking up in public, but according to insiders, it may not be the last:

"They like each other's company," says one source. "Neither one is looking to make this anything more than fun. This is a no strings kind of deal."

It's a shame they have no interest in getting serious. RiRi might be the only famous woman who could keep pace with Leo's partying.

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