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by Johnny Drama at . Comments

It's no secret that Khloe Kardashian has had a rough 2014.

French Montana cheated on Khloe until she finally dumped him just last month. To make matters worse, she's still married to a different manipulative user.

Sources say Khloe tried to divorce Lamar Odom this week, but can't, because the dude is completely AWOL.

With all this going on, it's understandable that Khloe would feel the need to exert some firm control over at least one area of her life.

Unfortunately, an anonymous "friend" tells Star magazine that Khloe has chosen to take control of her weight. And as is so often the case, she's prioritizing being thin over staying healthy.

The insider claims Khloe only eats two days a week and drinks every night. Not the healthiest regimen:

"Food has become her enemy,"  a source close to Khloe tells Star magazine.

"She's constantly at the gym and eats solids only twice a week."

"She barely eats, but she's drinking almost every night. Champagne, vodka, tequila - it doesn't matter what it is, she downs it. She doesn't seem to realize she's not doing her body any favors...Khloe is at rock bottom."

Yikes. Now on top of everything else, she's either got Star magazine making up BS, or one of her friends blabbing to the tabloids. Poor Khloe.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

All this week, Kris Jenner has been promoting her cookbook, and we can't help but think she could have used her time more productively.

Like, say, stopping Kylie Jenner from going to Europe with Tyga.

But hey, if Kris was willing to let her 17-year-old daughter travel abroad with her much older boyfriend just to plug her handy kitchen guide, it must be one hell of a book, right?

kris jenner book

Wrong! Oh, so wrong. To the utter shock of absolutely no one, it turns out Kris is no Julia Child.

The book is officially a flop, placing 5,184th on the Amazon sales charts. Fortunately, one good thing came out of it all: 

The reviews for Kris' cookbook are downright hilarious. Some choice examples:

"Surely this is a joke! I suspect the only time she's been in the kitchen is to kvetch to the caterer and get more vodka!"

"The recipes in here are bland and tasteless...I made the macaroni and cheese, and you would think with all the varieties of cheese it would be flavorful, but instead I got very expensive, inedible mess of oily noodles."

"Eat the book itself, it will taste better than the recipes within."

"I would rather read a cookbook by ISIS."

Yes, it looks like Kris may want to stick with her day job. After all, her kids aren't gonna exploit themselves!

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

As you may have heard, Kylie Jenner is dating Tyga. The relationship has drawn it's fair share of criticism because Kylie is only 17, whereas Tyga will turn 25 next  month.

Kylie Jenner and Tyga

Last week, Kylie went to Europe with Tyga to join him on some tour dates (and - it's been speculated - take advantage of the more lax age of consent laws). 

Needless to say, the trip resulted in some raised eyebrows and questions about Kris Jenner's parenting.

So if you're one of the many who have wondered when someone will intervene on Kylie's behalf, fret no longer - an unlikely team of allies has come to the rescue:

Sources say Bruce Jenner and the Kardashian girls are "extremely angry" that Kylie was permitted to take an overseas trip with her much older boyfriend, and they've taken their complaint up with Kris.

"Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are all extremely angry because Kylie is their baby and they don't think she should be globetrotting Europe unsupervised," says a family friend.

"[Kylie] told Kris that she's going to help her music career and learn the ins and outs, but they simply don't buy it."

Of course they don't "buy it;" it's clearly BS. Only the most oblivious, self-absorbed parent in the world would believe such a...oh, sorry, Kris.

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TMZ reports that TLC reality star Mama June Shannon is dating a convicted child molester named Mark McDaniel.

mama june

McDaniel was released in March after serving a ten-year sentence for sexual assault. He had been dating Shannon at the time of his arrest and sources say that his 8-year-old victim was a relative of hers.

TLC has stated that the future of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is in question in light of this news.

"TLC is not currently in production on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," the network says. "We are very concerned about this new information and are reassessing the future of the series."

Shannon's daughter claims her mother is not dating McDaniel, and she in fact cut off all contact with him after he was arrested.

"The story is not true," 14-year-old Lauryn told Radar Online. "My mom left Mark 10 years ago. They haven't seen nor talked to each other in 10 years."

June Shannon has yet to speak publicly about her alleged relationship with McDaniel, but is expected to make a statement in the near future.

by Miranda Wicker at . Comments

What happens when Claire and Phil nervously try to choose their own neighbors? Giddy, tipsy, sexual innuendo-laden shenanigans happen, as was proven on Modern Family Season 6 Episode 5.

These guys are just delightfully inept.

When Phil took the listing for the house next door, Claire saw that as an opportunity for them to fill the house with neighbors they loved. When two competing families made offers, one the Dunphys chosen couple and another whose patriarch was Steve Zahn, Claire and Phil hoped to help the winds blow in their own favor.

But they blew too hard.

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The members of Elsa's Cabinet of Curiosities aren't scared of much, but as we learned on American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 3, Halloween strikes fear in the heart of the freaks.

Thanks, Edward Mordrake.

When you watch American Horror Story online, you'll have the opportunity to become intimately acquainted with the legend of Edward Mordrake, a prodigy with a dark side. 

Literally. The back side of his head is evil. 

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by Johnny Drama at . Comments

The ongoing saga of Teresa Giudice's legal woes continued to bet sadder and stranger today, even as the disgraced Housewife inked a six-figure deal for one day's work.

Teresa Giudice

Sources say Teresa will star in a pre-prison Christmas special, for which she'll net a cool $250,000 grand. Bravo will reportedly also pay her husband and other family members for appearing on camera.

As you may have heard, Teresa's been sentenced to 15 months in prison, and despite her efforts to wriggle out of her plea deal, she'll be required to turn herself in on January 5.

So the fact that Bravo is basically paying off her restitution for her has gotta soften the blow somewhat, but we're guessing Queen T would fork over all those pre-big house interview dollars in exchange for her freedom.

In other "the Giudices are ridiculous" news, Teresa has been fired by her crisis manager for going behind her back and trying to convinve the Bureau of Prisons to place her in the same facility that inspired Orange is the New Black. Seriously.

Jeez, Teresa, we'd all love to meet Crazy Eyes, but you know it's just a TV show, right?

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

If you watched True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 last night, you have our condolences. If not,'ll just have to take our word for it that everything you're about to read actually happened on what's quickly becoming our favorite show to hate-watch:

First, Dean admitted he masturbated to Tori when he was a lonely Canadian teen and she was on 90210. Gross, but not even in the top ten grossest things Dean has done.

Then, Tori finally saw a photo of Emily Goodhand. Naturally, Tori declared Dean's mistress totally ugg-o, but we'll never know because the audience didn't get to see the pic. 

This could be because Emily is a sane individual who regrets letting Dean sweat all over her every day and simply wants to put the whole ugly, probably smelly incident behind her.

More likely, however, is that Emily is an imaginary mistress invented by Tori and Dean to add drama to their scripted sh-tshow.

The episode concluded with a preview of next week's installment in which Tori reads a letter from Dean to his ex-wife and is totally disgusted that he was in love with her when they were married.

Again, this is the sort of thing that pisses her off?!

Sadly, if you watch the show in hopes that Tori will eventually come to her senses and leave Dean, you may want to give up hope. At this point, it's pretty clear that's never gonna happen.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

As with her first pregnancy, Kate Middleton has been suffering from severe morning sickness as a result of a condition known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum.

Kate's canceled several public appearances in the past few months and hasn't attended an official event since early August, so the fact that she stood by William and the Queen to help welcome the president of Singapore today is a very good sign.

And, of course, she looked gorgeous in an understated Alexander McQueen dress. Not that we're the least bit surprised by that.

Kate's first public appearance in ten weeks may be a sign that she's turned a corner with regard to her rare condition.

Hyperemesis Gravidarum is generally at its most severe during the first trimester. Palace officials recently announced that Kate is due in April, so the worst might be over.

In any event, here's hoping she cools it with the courtly appearances and focuses on her health and family for the next few months. Let Will handle the royal stuff, he was literally born for it.

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Renee Zelwegger has a history of altering her appearance for roles and (sadly) relationships, but when she stepped out for a red carpet event in LA last night, the Jerry Maguire star looked like someone else entirely.

Yes, this isn't your typical "before and after" situation where a celeb gained some weight or got some unfortunate Botox. For whatever reason, Renee Zelwegger looks completely different!

The gallery above features pics taken ten years, one year ago, and even one month ago. So whatever happened to Renee's face, it happened fast!

It's not that she looks bad, necessarily. She just looks very, very different from the woman audiences fell in love with as Bridget Jones.

Renee hasn't been in a film of note since 2010, but from the looks of things, her lower public profile hasn't stopped her from getting some serious work done.

At one time, Renee was one of the most in-demand actresses in Hollywood. Zelwegger dated Bradley Cooper and Jack White, and married Kenny Chesney.

An eclectic group to be sure, and also an indication of just how popular Renee once was in Tinseltown. Here's hoping Zelwegger can regain some of her old success...and maybe her old face.

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