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The ongoing saga of Teresa Giudice's legal woes continued to bet sadder and stranger today, even as the disgraced Housewife inked a six-figure deal for one day's work.

Teresa Giudice

Sources say Teresa will star in a pre-prison Christmas special, for which she'll net a cool $250,000 grand. Bravo will reportedly also pay her husband and other family members for appearing on camera.

As you may have heard, Teresa's been sentenced to 15 months in prison, and despite her efforts to wriggle out of her plea deal, she'll be required to turn herself in on January 5.

So the fact that Bravo is basically paying off her restitution for her has gotta soften the blow somewhat, but we're guessing Queen T would fork over all those pre-big house interview dollars in exchange for her freedom.

In other "the Giudices are ridiculous" news, Teresa has been fired by her crisis manager for going behind her back and trying to convinve the Bureau of Prisons to place her in the same facility that inspired Orange is the New Black. Seriously.

Jeez, Teresa, we'd all love to meet Crazy Eyes, but you know it's just a TV show, right?

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If you watched True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 last night, you have our condolences. If not, well...you'll just have to take our word for it that everything you're about to read actually happened on what's quickly becoming our favorite show to hate-watch:

First, Dean admitted he masturbated to Tori when he was a lonely Canadian teen and she was on 90210. Gross, but not even in the top ten grossest things Dean has done.

Then, Tori finally saw a photo of Emily Goodhand. Naturally, Tori declared Dean's mistress totally ugg-o, but we'll never know because the audience didn't get to see the pic. 

This could be because Emily is a sane individual who regrets letting Dean sweat all over her every day and simply wants to put the whole ugly, probably smelly incident behind her.

More likely, however, is that Emily is an imaginary mistress invented by Tori and Dean to add drama to their scripted sh-tshow.

The episode concluded with a preview of next week's installment in which Tori reads a letter from Dean to his ex-wife and is totally disgusted that he was in love with her when they were married.

Again, this is the sort of thing that pisses her off?!

Sadly, if you watch the show in hopes that Tori will eventually come to her senses and leave Dean, you may want to give up hope. At this point, it's pretty clear that's never gonna happen.

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As with her first pregnancy, Kate Middleton has been suffering from severe morning sickness as a result of a condition known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum.

Kate's canceled several public appearances in the past few months and hasn't attended an official event since early August, so the fact that she stood by William and the Queen to help welcome the president of Singapore today is a very good sign.

And, of course, she looked gorgeous in an understated Alexander McQueen dress. Not that we're the least bit surprised by that.

Kate's first public appearance in ten weeks may be a sign that she's turned a corner with regard to her rare condition.

Hyperemesis Gravidarum is generally at its most severe during the first trimester. Palace officials recently announced that Kate is due in April, so the worst might be over.

In any event, here's hoping she cools it with the courtly appearances and focuses on her health and family for the next few months. Let Will handle the royal stuff, he was literally born for it.

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Renee Zelwegger has a history of altering her appearance for roles and (sadly) relationships, but when she stepped out for a red carpet event in LA last night, the Jerry Maguire star looked like someone else entirely.

Yes, this isn't your typical "before and after" situation where a celeb gained some weight or got some unfortunate Botox. For whatever reason, Renee Zelwegger looks completely different!

The gallery above features pics taken ten years, one year ago, and even one month ago. So whatever happened to Renee's face, it happened fast!

It's not that she looks bad, necessarily. She just looks very, very different from the woman audiences fell in love with as Bridget Jones.

Renee hasn't been in a film of note since 2010, but from the looks of things, her lower public profile hasn't stopped her from getting some serious work done.

At one time, Renee was one of the most in-demand actresses in Hollywood. Zelwegger dated Bradley Cooper and Jack White, and married Kenny Chesney.

An eclectic group to be sure, and also an indication of just how popular Renee once was in Tinseltown. Here's hoping Zelwegger can regain some of her old success...and maybe her old face.

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Today in gross, Tyga took Kylie Jenner to Europe so that she could join him on a brief, three-day tour of the continent.

Why is that creepy nearly to the point of being criminal, you ask? Well, for one thing, Tyga turns 25 next month, and Kylie is only 17.

Kylie Jenner and Tyga

For another thing, all of the countries that they visited have lower ages of consent than anywhere in the United States. Like we said, gross.

Fortunately, the rumors that Kylie and Tyga are dating have been met with an appropriate amount of disgust.

Just today, for example, an Instagram user accused Tyga of being a pedophile, and needless to say, he didn't take it well.

"Nasty ass pedophile," the user wrote. "Your career and family is worth losing over this Kardashian baby...I hope @blacchyna takes you away from your son. You deserve to be locked up."

Not the most eloquent takedown, but Tyga's response response probably won't be winning any Pulitzers either:

"Why u sound so hateful. U don't know sh-t about my life but the fake sh-t you read online. Worry about your sad boring life. You wish u could have a baby by a n--ga like me and live this lifestyle...Your ugly and not just physically but in your soul. Never speak on my son."

Exactly the sort of level-headed response you would expect from an innocent man with nothing to hide. Like we said, gross on top of gross.

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Kris Jenner has been making the media rounds today to promote her new cookbook, but given everything that's been going on with her family lately, she probably wasn't surprised when her interviews turned to more personal matters.

Specifically, everyone wants to know if Bruce Jenner is getting a sex change, and Kris raised some eyebrows by giving changing responses to questions about Bruce's rumored transition as the day went on.

First, Kris talked about Bruce sex change rumors with Hoda Kotb of the Today show and she adamantly maintained that there's no truth to the chatter:

"It's silly," Kris said when asked if Bruce is "slowly developing" into a woman. "I mean, they've been saying that since the '70s. You'd think it would, like, be cooked by now, I don't know."

Later in the day, however, the world's most famous momager seemed far less sure of herself. In fact, when speaking with Entertainment Tonight, Kris confessed that she doesn't know if Bruce is having a sex change.

"I don't know what he's going through right now," Kris answered vaguely. "I think he's just very happy and I think every time he makes a change in his life whether it's emotional or physical or whatever he's doing, somebody's going to comment."

Yes, all she said is she doesn't know (which makes sense, as they Jenners are going through a divorce and probably aren't having many late-night chats these days), but even so, you can expect the Internet to pick this up and run with it.

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Add this one to the list of rumored bad behavior from the Batfleck.

First, Ben Affleck admitted to drinking heavily while filming Gone Girl. 

After that, sources claim that Ben was so fat when he showed up to film Batman v Superman that producers were forced to hire a body double. 

Now, an ugly rumor that we really should have seen coming has been spread like curdled cream cheese by the ever-ethical Star magazine.

ben affleck sports hand doodles for good luck

"Ben and Emily just spent a lot of time hanging out in their trailers or at the hotel," an insider claims. "Away from the Hollywood spotlight, they had a lot of privacy."

"If Jen finds out he and Emily did have an affair, she would definitely divorce him. She's put up with his crap for many years, so you better believe the divorce would be nasty."

Yes, the tabloid is claiming suggesting that Affleck cheated with Emily Ratajkowski while filming Gone Girl. 

Yes, we've seen her. We imagine to hard to resist - and that's exactly why Star decided to float this one out there.

Hey, she's hot and Ben suggested her for the role...they must be screwing!

Never mind the fact that for all the allegations of misbehavior on Ben's part no reputable source has ever claimed he's anything but faithful to his wife.

Or the fact that Emily has a reputation as a consummate professional. (Ya know, not the type to spread her legs for every co-star...)

Eh, forget it...maybe everything that happened in Gone Girl also happened in real life. If that's the case, Ben and Jen are in for some tough times.

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It's looking like Leah Messer might be headed for divorce number 2 at just 22.

Early this morning, her husband Jeremy Calvert accused Leah of cheating in a series of enraged tweets that have since been deleted.

Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert

"Well that was a surprise kind u did it to Corey and now me with the same person good job slut," Calvert tweeted. "Don't give a f--k! Done protecting ur ass caught good luck! Caught ya b-tch!"

Clavert later added, "Go back to Mingo and have a wonderful time with Mr. Kidd."

Harsh, but ya can't blame the guy if he really just found out that his wife and the mother of his child cheated with the same guy that ended her first marriage

However, Leah says that's not what happened at all and basically implies Jeremy is just a gullible dumbass:

"I never cheated on my husband and he knows that," Messer tweeted. "There was a rumor and he believed it but it's ok."

Of course, she offers no information with regard to the source of the rumors, and she never addresses Calvert's claim that he "caght her cheating."

We're guessing this thing isn't as over as Leah thinks it is. What a Messer! We'll show ourselves out...

For more sad drama and bad life choices, watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic.

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An alternate title for Grey's Anatomy Season 11 Episode 4 might have been "Sister, Sister," since the installment focused, once again, on the relationship between Meredith and Maggie.

Meredith's walls are crumbling where her new sister is concerned! She's letting the newb in!

While this episode was a retrospective focusing on Meredith and Richard, walking us down memory lane (though those of us who watch Grey's Anatomy online are very familiar with most of these scenes) it was really about how Meredith and Maggie might form an understanding and how Maggie might begin to accept her new family.

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On The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 3, Bonnie got her groove magic back! All thanks to Kai, a mysterious stranger somehow trapped in...when...Damon and Bonnie are trapped!

As it turns out, all it took was Bonnie fearing for Damon's life, a fact on which Kai banked when he spiked the bourbon with vervain.

Kai has been watching Bonnie and Damon for the four months they've been trapped in their own version of Groundhog's Day, making note of their every move and argument, finishing crossword puzzles, and being creepy.

We have no idea why he's there, how he got there, or what he wants, but he says he wants Bonnie to help them all get out. Does he actually know how that's going to work, or...

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