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We always knew Taylor Swift has a wonderful, self-deprecating sense of humor, but we didn't realize just how adept at making fun of herself Swifty is until she joined Tumblr.

Yes, Taylor on Tumblr is the antidote to all the comment board hate, news about violent NFL players, and general asshattery that seems to dominate the Internet these days.

Take this perfect exchange, for example:

Recently, a fan described Tay-Tay as, "That aunt that tires to be hip with the young'ns and 'with the times' and asks what does bae stand for and then after you tell her she stars calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch."

Instead of getting offended or pointing out the fan's desperate need for a lesson in punctuation, Taylor responded:

"HEY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE #YOU'RE RIGHT THOUGH"

Basically, Taylor's been killing it in the comedy department, lately. First, the "Shake It Off" video left us with dozens of hilarious GIFs:

Then she posted an epic ode to fall online that both skewered and celebrated pumpkin spice mania. 

If this whole music thing doesn't work out, she may be able to fall back on a career in stand-up.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Kylie Jenner may only be 17, but she's a Kardashian (kinda), so even though she's not an entertainer in any real way, the world has been watching her every move since she was a tween.

And the world has noticed that she was a tween with normal-sized lips that don't look like some sort of Jolie allergen experiment gone wrong:

Yes, the debate over whether or not Kylie has had lip injections shouldn't really be a debate at all, as anyone with a set of eyes and even the most basic understanding of human biology can see that there's nothing natural about Kylie's oral transformation.

But Kylie is the daughter of the human spin-machine known as Kris Jenner, so naturally there's plenty of online chatter about how it's just lip liner.

Ya know, the kind of lip liner you apply with a hypodermic needle.

No, the best explanation here is that Kylie is jealous of Kendall Jenner's modeling career, and she's looking for a way to stand out herself.

Unfortunately, she's taking a cue from her older half-sisters and using her body to attract all the wrong kids of attention.

by Carissa Pavlica at . Comments

It's summertime and Isaac headed out for summer visitation with Jo. Ya gotta love broken families!

Adam's ex-girlfriend showed her face and that can't possibly be good news.

BUT...

Jenelle Evans finally gave birth to her second bouncing baby boy on Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Episode 23. She may not be a teen anymore, but she's definitely got experience in the mom department. 

Don't miss out of the beauty of bringing a new life into the world. Watch Teen Mom 2 online now!

by Carissa Pavlica at . Comments

Miss D means business. How do we know? Because she had this to say, "If you don’t get it right, I'm gonna cut your ass."

That's not all that happened on Bring It Season 2 Episode 9. The Dancing Dolls faced their biggest field of competition all season, but they were also well prepared for the job!

Two big questions were: Did Miss D's gamble on The Baby Dancing Dolls pay off and who will win the battle to be the next head captain of The Dolls - Camryn or Tamia?

If you want to discover the answers to these questions, we have a perfect way for you to do it. Watch Bring It online to find out!

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

When Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg got engaged the former New Kid apparently put such a wicked big rock on her fingah that she has to remove it in order to have sex.

Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg Pic

Now McCarthy and Wahlberg are married, and since they're apparently the anti-every-other-couple-in-the-world, they're having wilder, more frequent sex than ever before. 

So wild, in fact, that Jenny inadvertently bought a whole slew of new Swiffers for the staff at the Culver City Double Tree when she took off her ring for a full-throttle boink session and the maids made off with it.

No, really, that's the hot BS she's spewing in public these days:

"We were staying in a hotel room," said McCarthy in a recent interview. "It's a little hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand. I removed it and put it on the room service table and they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone. If you're gonna lose your wedding ring, you should lose it the right way."

Yes, Jenny McCarthy lost her wedding ring during sex and blamed it on the maids. This can only mean one thing, of course...

Butt play. Donnie Wahlberg is into butt play and the ring got lost in his butt. You're welcome for that image. 

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

While there's no disputing that Kendall Jenner is the Queen of Instagram, she's still the low woman on the totem pole in the modeling world, and as such she's had to endure some light hazing...or flat-out bullying, depending on whom you ask.

Cannes Opening Ceremy 2014: Kendall Jenner

Yes, even though Kendall dropped her last name, the other gals are well aware of who she is and how she got her start, and it turns out they're none too thrilled about sharing the catwalk with a teen who was able to selfie her way onto the A-list thanks to her famous family.

"The other models worked so hard to get a spot on the runway and didn't think it was fair that she was even there," explains one New York Fashion Week insider.

"They thought she was getting special treatment and just weren't okay with it."

Special treatment?! No, when you're a Kardashian-Jenner, that's just called "treatment."

The mean-girling was reportedly pretty harmless and included some ladies giving her the cold shoulder and one model putting her cigarette out in Kendall's drink.

Is it cool? No, but it's easy to see how these women could be put off by Kendall's presence, and folks have endured much worse in the name of paying their dues. In other words, she'll live.

by Carissa Pavlica at . Comments

Ahhh. There's nothing like a wedding to get the ole shopping juices flowing!

What are the Duggar's shopping for on 19 Kids and Counting Season 8 Episode 4? Well, Jill and Derick are on the hunt for wedding bands. Just how much time and thought goes into choosing the band, anyway?

If you ever hope to move in with the Duggars, you'd best prepare for some work. When Ben learns he can move into their guesthouse, he discovers there is a catch. He has to complete a series of tasks first; chores, if you will.

Does Ben make it into the guesthouse or does he fail at his tasks? Do Jill and Derick make a successful purchase?

Don't waste time theorizing, watch 19 Kids and Counting online now!

by Carissa Pavlica at . Comments

The title of Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 28 is extraordinarily ominous.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!

What's your guess? Is someone down and out or did they merely step it out to the magical song? You'll have to watch to find out, but right now we'll tell you that the chances of Tracey's daughter making the Elite team were seriously threatened.

That might have caused major stress for Tracey's family, but for some reason Cathy crashed the the competition. Why?

And, what competition? The one that will determine which girls attend Nationals, of course. You know every little girl every grown woman was not leaving the competition happy.

Find out how it went down when you watch Dance Moms online!

by Carissa Pavlica at . Comments

Is Josh The Biggest Loser?!

Alright, it didn't exactly go down like that, but when Josh's ex-trainer Steve Conley appeared to assess Josh's current eating and exercising habits, it was difficult not to correlate the two, right? 

Take a guess at whether the trainer had good or bad news to share with his former pupil before you watch 19 Kids and Counting Season 8 Episode 5

Jill and Derick were acting like a love-drunk engaged couple when they had some couples photos taken. Awww. Isn't that just the sweetest? 

Find out how sweet the photography session was and whether Josh is following directions when you watch 19 Kids and Counting online.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

We know this may come as a shock to you, but Kanye West can be kind of a douche.

How big of a douche, you say? Well, believe it or not, after finding out about how he runs his house, you might actually feel bad for Kim Kardashian.

KimYe Wedding Instagram - Kanye West

Yes, Kanye's household rules were "exposed" by a UK tabloid today, and even if this report is totally made up, it's still hilarious.

“When he’s at his New York apartment, the temperature must be set to a level that allows him to wear a hoodie indoors, even in summer," a source tells Look magazine.

Yes, year-round hoodies...because that's a reasonable thing for a 37-year-old to insist upon. Oh, speaking of clothes:

“Only one approved maid is allowed in their bedroom, and when his clothes are washed they must not be in with anyone else’s. He seems to want to be treated like a god and insists that Kim follow his rules too.”

Kanye also has rules about the decibel level at which music should be played, and apparently doesn't allow guests to talk on cell phones in his presence.

The best part of all this? While the $20 million Kimye mansion is being renovated, Kanye is enacting all of these rules at Kris Jenner's house!

Yes, Kris is suffering under Kanye rule. Don't tell us there's no karma!

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