Too Funny! It is amazing that oil heir – loser – grease monkey Brandon Davis still has any friends. Davis went out the other night with music producer Scott Storch and most likely won’t be getting a return invitation.

Brandon and Scott were out partying and Davis was invited back to stay the night on Scott’s couch. Now when initially reading this story, I thought it was going to say that Brandon ruined the couch with his greasy hair but instead it said that Storch noticed his $100,000 watch missing. OUCH!

When Scott woke up Davis had already gone, apparently with a diamond encrusted watch that didn’t belong to him. Scott made a call and told Brandon that the watch was missing. The best part of this story is when Storch said “It’s ok – I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape” and then Brandon started crying.

Ha! Scott felt bad for the loser and let him return it without calling the police. Too bad the press found out about it Brandon. You probably won’t be getting many invites to stay overnight.

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Well, I bet this isn’t something you thought you would be reading about loud mouth, greasy, Paris fame loving leach Brandon Davis. Not knowing what and if he does anything to make a living, the oil heir was detained for 2 hours by airport officials while vacationing in Australia with girlfriend Cheyenne Tozzi. The problem? Too much money.

Davis was said to be carrying a large amount of cash. Australian law states that if you have more than $10,000 when you arrive at the airport, you must declare it. He hit a snag a while back that turned into a check bouncing debacle. He must have maxed his credit cards too because why else would you carry that much cash, and where the heck would you put it to keep it safe?

To make matters worse, Brandon’s girl got sick and tired of waiting for him and after two hours finally called some friends to pick her up and she left him to muddle through on his own. If she was smart she would have stayed with her friends. But then again, he did have lots of cash.

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