Jan 042013
 

They’re back!  Reality show groupies Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have signed on for yet another opportunity to make some cash, this time on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ in the UK house.

The pair have already appeared on ‘Princes of Malibu,’ ‘Laguna Beach,’ ‘The Hills,’ ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!,’ and ‘Famous Food.’  Note to the Speidi haters … it keeps them off the streets.

Last night Montag and Pratt appeared at the ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ 2013 Launch held at Elstree Studios in London.   Heidi wore a revealing sparkly dress and Spencer was dressed and ready for combat in his camo garb.

Will their appearance for the next 23 days on the eleventh season of the popular British television show be their ticket to fame?  Probably not.

Seven of the housemates will be living in luxury while Team Speidi and three other contestants will be relegated to the dirty basement where they face eviction if they fail during their challenges and secret tasks.

Must see TV?  Apparently they love this stuff across the pond.

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Feb 092011
 

Heidi Montag wants to join the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

With speculation that housewives Camille Grammer and Kim Richards may not be returning for season two, producers of Bravo’s hit reality show may be looking to fill the spots.

According to Montag’s hubby, Spencer Pratt, his people are talking to their people on Tuesday and he is all too happy to come along for the ride.  “We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We would be psyched if this happened for us,” Pratt told RadarOnline.

Confession:  RHOBH has become my guilty little pleasure, and I’m non-plussed with the thought of Speidi joining the cast.  GAHHHH!

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Dec 222010
 

In the current issue of Life & Style magazine, Heidi Montag opens up — and this time not for another surgery.

After bringing her plastic procedures to the double digits, she is now mentioning regret.  According to Heidi, “I would love to not be ‘plastic girl’ or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I’m always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands.”

It seems as though regret isn’t necessarily helping Heidi out at this point though.  After her numerous surgeries and wanting an increase in her bust to a “double ‘H’ for Heidi” – it seems it’s just too late to turn back time.

Of course, it may be just because she now has scars from all of her surgeries.  During the Life & Style photoshoot, Montag revealed plenty: unsightly scars, red inflammation and uneven body parts.

What does she have to say about her scars? “The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable, but the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek. People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body.”

I don’t feel sorry for Heidi because she brought all of this upon herself. Although I wish no one unhappiness, I do wish them good decisions that may better them in life…  These, however, were not some of them.

Merry Christmas Heidi, and let’s stay away from the scalpels this year. Sounds like a good New Year’s resolution to me!

Nov 092010
 

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have received a most interesting  job opportunity that will take them out of the country and back to Costa Rica.

YouWager.com heard about their money problems and has provided them a way out of their current financial woes.  The betting company sent them a letter offering them $100K to move to Costa Rica and manage the odds and lines of their entertainment sector.  This would involve celebrity news, pop culture, music and movies.

Spencer is actually considering taking the job.  His main concern is not being able to protect himself.  The turmoil between Costa Rica and Nicaragua has Pratt frightened to the point where he is trying to figure out how he can legally own a firearm.

Heidi and Spencer’s orchestrated life has revealed one big hoax after another.  They recently admitted that they lied about getting a divorce so that Heidi could land a reality show.

Now they claim they are just about bankrupt.  Should anyone feel sorry for them…NO!  Your thoughts?

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Nov 042010
 

Surprise! The divorce was a sham.

Reality TV stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will stop at nothing to stay in the spotlight.

The couple, who is set to file for bankruptcy after blowing $10 million on their extravagant lifestyle, have admitted their recent divorce was just a scam to land a new show.

They hatched the plan after learning The Hills would not be picked up for another season and Pratt admits the divorce was designed to generate interest in his wife for a potential British TV show.

Speidi told Life & Style that British TV network ITV expressed an interest in filming a series covering their split. They flew to Costa Rica to negotiate a deal, which fell through. So, Heidi and Spencer called off the divorce and reunited.

Pratt says, “The divorce was real – just the idea behind it was different than most people’s. Divorcing was the only way to keep Heidi’s career going because everyone hated me so much. Look at Sandra Bullock – her divorce from Jesse James was the best thing to happen to her image.”

Facing bankruptcy and having been forced to move in with his parents, Pratt admits that he is worried about the future, “I can’t make regular money because I was playing such an unlikeable character on TV to keep my checks coming. Who wants to hire the jerk from The Hills?”

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