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As you may have heard, hacked nude photos of hundreds of female celebs spread across the Internet like wildfire a few weeks back.

As you might not have heard, however, Kaley Cuoco nude pics were in amongst the avalanche of exposed butts and boobs.

Kaley Cuoco and Ruby!

Kaley is a huge star online, but she's nowhere near the A-list level of Jennifer Lawrence, plus her pics were pretty tame by comparison.

So while any violation of privacy is terrible and degrading, Kaley probably wasn't as deeply affected by the whole thing as some of her peers.

Which may be why when Kaley talked about the hacking scandal on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, she basically shrugged and said, "Meh."

"What are ya gonna do?" Kaley literally said before showing the "nude" photo of herself and Ryan Sweeting that she posted on Instagram to make fun of the whole thing. 

We're not sure what to make of that:

On the one hand, it's cool that Kaley is keeping the scandal in perspective, but by making light of it is she being insensitive toward all the other women who were impacted by it?

Eh...Kaley just signed a $90 million contract, she's probably not bothered by much these days.

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Kylie Jenner may only be 17, but she's a Kardashian (kinda), so even though she's not an entertainer in any real way, the world has been watching her every move since she was a tween.

And the world has noticed that she was a tween with normal-sized lips that don't look like some sort of Jolie allergen experiment gone wrong:

Yes, the debate over whether or not Kylie has had lip injections shouldn't really be a debate at all, as anyone with a set of eyes and even the most basic understanding of human biology can see that there's nothing natural about Kylie's oral transformation.

But Kylie is the daughter of the human spin-machine known as Kris Jenner, so naturally there's plenty of online chatter about how it's just lip liner.

Ya know, the kind of lip liner you apply with a hypodermic needle.

No, the best explanation here is that Kylie is jealous of Kendall Jenner's modeling career, and she's looking for a way to stand out herself.

Unfortunately, she's taking a cue from her older half-sisters and using her body to attract all the wrong kids of attention.

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When Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg got engaged the former New Kid apparently put such a wicked big rock on her fingah that she has to remove it in order to have sex.

Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg Pic

Now McCarthy and Wahlberg are married, and since they're apparently the anti-every-other-couple-in-the-world, they're having wilder, more frequent sex than ever before. 

So wild, in fact, that Jenny inadvertently bought a whole slew of new Swiffers for the staff at the Culver City Double Tree when she took off her ring for a full-throttle boink session and the maids made off with it.

No, really, that's the hot BS she's spewing in public these days:

"We were staying in a hotel room," said McCarthy in a recent interview. "It's a little hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand. I removed it and put it on the room service table and they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone. If you're gonna lose your wedding ring, you should lose it the right way."

Yes, Jenny McCarthy lost her wedding ring during sex and blamed it on the maids. This can only mean one thing, of course...

Butt play. Donnie Wahlberg is into butt play and the ring got lost in his butt. You're welcome for that image. 

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While there's no disputing that Kendall Jenner is the Queen of Instagram, she's still the low woman on the totem pole in the modeling world, and as such she's had to endure some light hazing...or flat-out bullying, depending on whom you ask.

Cannes Opening Ceremy 2014: Kendall Jenner

Yes, even though Kendall dropped her last name, the other gals are well aware of who she is and how she got her start, and it turns out they're none too thrilled about sharing the catwalk with a teen who was able to selfie her way onto the A-list thanks to her famous family.

"The other models worked so hard to get a spot on the runway and didn't think it was fair that she was even there," explains one New York Fashion Week insider.

"They thought she was getting special treatment and just weren't okay with it."

Special treatment?! No, when you're a Kardashian-Jenner, that's just called "treatment."

The mean-girling was reportedly pretty harmless and included some ladies giving her the cold shoulder and one model putting her cigarette out in Kendall's drink.

Is it cool? No, but it's easy to see how these women could be put off by Kendall's presence, and folks have endured much worse in the name of paying their dues. In other words, she'll live.

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File this one under: yet another sadly believable tale of insane diva behavior from the mini-Mariah known as Ariana Grande.

Following news that Ariana canceled a photo shoot in Australia because the press wouldn't cooperate with her insane demands (only shoot her left side, don't ask any questions about her personal life), we get this gem from The New York Daily News that just makes us want to pack little Ari into Justin Bieber's duffle bag whenever society finally decides to ship him off to the Yukon:

"She did autographs and pics and was all smiles until she got in the elevator," sis a witness at a recent press event. "And as soon as the doors shut, she said, 'I hope they all f--king die.'"

Mind you, Ariana's rabid, mostly very young fanbase took her from Nickelodeon Z-lister to Top 40 pop star overnight, but they should all just f--king die anyway, right?

To think, some of us momentarily doubted Giuliana Rancic's story about Ariana's diva antics. Now we're beginning to think Giuliana let her off easy.

Oh, by the way, if you're catching Ariana on tour this year and you shelled out $495 for a "meet and greet," you should know that she announced yesterday that the price will not allow you to take an individual photo with her (even thought that's something that literally every other pop star offers).

Yet another reason why you should just like, totally, f--king die already.

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These days Farrah Abraham is working as a stripper and raising a 4-year-old, so you might think she wouldn't have much time for guys.

But they say you always find time for the things you love, and if you know anything about Farrah, you know she loves...let's call it "dating."

So naturally she's been scouting for talent the only way a working, single mom can - watching VH1 reality shows about people boning on the beach to see who's still single at the end.

Farrah Abraham and Mikey P

Yes, rumor has it that Farrah is dating Mikey P, the newest "reality star" from VH1's Dating Naked - the first reality hook-up fest to feature more than one kind of crabs.

Farrah posted the above photo of herself and Mike with a caprion reading:

 "Celebrating a #Sexy weekend #fashionweek #NY 2 #TX VIP #OWNIT @PalazioAustin #BachelorParty #bacheloretteparty." 

Mikey also posted the pic, saying, "Yooooo f-ck what you heard @F1abraham is cooooll as hell!"

Yeah! F-ck what you heard! Unless what you heard is that Farrah just bought a $100 Mercedes Benz with her stripper money, thus making her an easy target for dudes who are only famous for shaking their digitally-scrambled wangs on basic cable.

If that's the case, then what you heard is completely accurate. 

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Rumors that Ariana Grande is a total pain to work with have been circulating for months.

The general consensus is that she's waaay too much of a diva for someone who's so new to the A-list, and the evidence just keeps mounting. Just last week, Ariana's diva demands resulted in a canceled photo shoot in Australia.

Now, one of the most well-known red carpet reporters in the game is speaking out against Ariana's Mariah-esque attitude.

  • Ariana Grande
  • giuliana rancic breast cancer

Earlier today, Giuilana Rancic said the Ariana diva rumors are true, and she offered up a cringe-worthy anecdote from this year's American Music Awards to prove it.

"I do think she has a little diva thing going on," Rancic said. "I don't know if that's her image she wants out there. 'I'm a young Mariah. I'm a diva.'"

Ariana is notoriously obsessed with the left side of her face, and Giuliana says she elbowed her way into position before their interview!

"Little Ariana comes over, elbowed me to my side and they pushed me to the other side," said Rancic. "Yo, I had to fight 13 years to get this side of the camera!"

Somehow, Giuliana resisted the urge to smack her. Instead, she offered up this piece of advice:

"Try to get a great reputation. Try to go overboard to please people."

Listen to her, Ariana. She's been in this business since you were in diapers.

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Just when we thought Alaska's most notorious ex-governor couldn't get any more baffling, today we learned that Sarah Palin and her family got into a massive brawl at a party in Alaska!

john mccain and his running mate sarah palin

The story is almost too incredible to believe, so we're hoping some video emerges soon, but according to eye witnesses, it went something like this:

The Palins rolled up to some huge blow-out in their stretch Hummer (of course), and almost immediately upon arriving, Track Palin punched out some dude who had recently dumped his younger sister Willow.

Wackiness ensued, and the whole family got involved. One onlooker claimed Bristol has a "mean right hook" (We wish we were kidding.) and Sarah could be heard repeatedly screaming, "Do you know who I am?"

Sarah's husband Todd ended up with a bloody nose and Track was last seen standing in the street shirtless flipping off the entire party - with Sarah standing at his side, of course.

Wow. We would've subscribed to The Sarah Palin channel if we'd known it was gonna feature this kind of trashy shenanigans!

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Justin Bieber keeps finding new and innovative ways to make us feel awful for his mom.

First, there was the incident last night in which Bieber stripped at Fashion Rocks, leaving a poor confused model to explain his semi-nude actions to the crowd on hand.

You can check out the clip with the link above, in case you missed shirtless D-bags ever since Jersey Shore went off the air.

Justin Bieber: Douche

But while that's sad and weird, at least Justin was the only victim of his own embarrassing actions.

Now if he and Selena Gomez were to bring a baby into the world...that would be a whole new level of horrendous.

Yes, Bieber and Gomez engage in unprotected sex on the daily, according to OK! magazine, meaning that as young fertile folks, it's only a matter of time before they make a baby. Yes, there might already be a Biebus growing inside Selena as we speak!

But don't worry, if you believe Life & Style then Bieber and Gomez are planning to get married! No really. We wish we were kidding.

But hey, these are just tabloid reports, right? Right?! Ugh...we need a nap.

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Ever since her father died in 2009, Paris Jackson has had her share of difficulties.

Paris' suicide attempt last year is believed to be a result of being forced to witness the constant bickering and severed relationships that nearly destroyed her family in the wake of her iconic father's death.

Paris Jackson Selfie

Now, Paris is at the center of more online rumors and tabloid speculation, as British tabloid The Daily Star reports that Paris is pregnant and has been spotted sporting a baby bump in public.

The Star claims that Paris was out to dinner recently with her still-unidentified boyfriend, and onlookers reported that she showed signs of being knocked up:

"I saw her at dinner, and she twice made a toast drinking water instead of wine," said one witness. "That and the prominent stomach bulge got people talking."

Oh no! A sixteen year old wasn't drinking wine at a restaurant?! Clearly, she's expecting. In fact, its probably twins.
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