Tyson Beckford might actually be our new favorite celebrity.
Sure Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber. but Beckford hit the little twerp where it really counts: right in his ego.
It all started a few weeks ago when Justin snapped a selfie with Shanina Shaik, who happens to be Tyson's ex-girlfriend.
Justin and Shanina were spotted out partying several times after that. So when TMZ asked Beckford about Bieber outside of a club last night, Beckford would've been within his rights to lose his cool.
But he didn't. He calmly explained that there's no way that Justin and Shanina are banging, because, in his words, "Little boys don't get to play with grown man toys."
Yup. That's how easy it is to become our favorite celeb. Just diss the Biebus in a cool, witty fashion.
Of course, given the number of stars that hate Justin, someone will probably take Tyson's spot soon.