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by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Tyson Beckford might actually be our new favorite celebrity.

Sure Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber. but Beckford hit the little twerp where it really counts: right in his ego.

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  • Justin Bieber: Douche

It all started a few weeks ago when Justin snapped a selfie with Shanina Shaik, who happens to be Tyson's ex-girlfriend.

Justin and Shanina were spotted out partying several times after that. So when TMZ asked Beckford about Bieber outside of a club last night, Beckford would've been within his rights to lose his cool.

But he didn't. He calmly explained that there's no way that Justin and Shanina are banging, because, in his words, "Little boys don't get to play with grown man toys."

Yup. That's how easy it is to become our favorite celeb. Just diss the Biebus in a cool, witty fashion.

Of course, given the number of stars that hate Justin, someone will probably take Tyson's spot soon.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Hey, who's ready to relive the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight? We know we sure are!

In case you've somehow forgotten, Bieber and Bloom threw down in the most disappointing fashion at a restaurant in Ibiza last month.

The fight was rumored to have stemmed from allegations that Bieber slept with Miranda Kerr while she was still married to Bloom.

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That's probably BS, but it didn't help matters when Bieber posted a photo of Kerr to his Instagram page, seemingly to taunt Bloom.

Still with us? Okay. Now, as we said, Bieber probably never slept with Kerr, but the ever-reliable Star magazine is getting in on the lie by claiming that not only did they bang - Bieber got Kerr pregnant!

We'll give you some time to finish laughing and wipe the spit take off your monitor. Might we suggest using an issue of Star for the clean-up?

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Every day it seems we receive new information about the Orlando Bloom-Justin Bieber fight, and somehow the whole situation just keeps getting funnier.

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This latest nugget of hilarity comes to us from Us Weekly:

The tabloid reports that not only does Justin Bieber lie claim to his friends that he hooked up with Miranda Kerr, he also says that it happened while she was still married to Orlando Bloom, and she made corny Mrs. Robinson-style promises before they banged.

According to a source close to the Biebs' Kerr told Bieber she'd "make him a man" when they met at the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

"He brags about while he's in the studio," says the insider. Classy.

We don't know what's worse, the fact that Miranda may have broken up her family for a one-night stand with the world's biggest douche-hole, or that Bieber would've been barely 18 at the time (and Miranda 29).

Here's hoping Justin and Orlando cross paths again and Biebus' entourage isn't there to protect him.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber must attract the same type of women, because despite they're 17-year age difference, the two wispy heartthrobs have been involved in not one, but two romantic rivalries.

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  • Justin Bieber: Douche

First, it was rumored that Bieber banged Miranda Kerr, Bloom's ex-wife and the mother of his child.

After that, Orlando slyly retaliated by sidling up to Biebs' ex, and rumors that Orlando and Selena Gomez were dating could be found in every tabloid.

Well, it now looks as though things finally came to a head in Ibiza, with Orlando taking a swing at Justin in a restaurant. You can watch video of the Bloom/Bieber fight here.

Sadly, Bloom didn't connect, but we get to hear Bieber squeal, "What's up, bitch!" at Orly in his most convincing big boy voice.

Witnesses on hand say Bieber retreated from the altercation, eliciting cheers from the celebrity crowd on hand. 

It's about time Baby Biebs learned that if you make running your mouth a lifestyle, eventually someone's gonna try and cram a fist in there.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Selena Gomez left a recovery program weeks ahead of schedule back in February, and now family and friends are reportedly urging the troubled singer to check herself back into rehab.

Sources say Selena is partying harder than ever these days and those closest to Gomez are concerned for her health.

Selena was reportedly in a good place after leaving rehab and had no trouble maintaining sobriety for the first few weeks.

Then, as you might have guessed, trouble started started around the time that Selena got back together with Justin Bieber and started hanging with his crew of hard-partiers.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

The on-again, off-again couple reportedly got way out of control over this past holiday weekend:

"Selena was definitely feeling no pain at 4th of July festivities in Malibu," says one onlooker. "There were numerous trips to the bathroom...Selena would emerge several minutes later, giggling and holding her nose."

Oh, Justin - is there anything you can't screw up. Let's hope this girl gets the help she needs STAT.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

The constantly scandal-prone Justin Bieber has avoided paying for his crimes in any real way, yet again.

After he was busted egging his neighbor's house earlier this year, many assumed Bieber would face felony charges and possibly jail time, as video evidence from the incident shows Bieber taunting his neighbor in a threatening fashion.

Yet again, however, the Douchey Boy Wonder will suffer little more than further damage to his reputation.

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Early reports indicate that Bieber agreed to a plea deal today, and will be charged with nothing more misdemeanor vandalism.

Despite causing an estimated $20,000 in damages, Bieber will sentenced to one year probation and likely be forced to serve a minimal amount of community service.

We're not sure how he does it, but we've learned to expect nothing less from the guy who was caught singing about joining the KKK on camera and yet somehow still has a career.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Miley Cyrus is no stranger to the pressures of fame. If anyone knows about the lasting damage that can be caused by a childhood in the spotlight, it's the former Hannah Maontana.

And it's likely for that reason that she's encouraging fans and the media to ease off on Justin Bieber.

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Miley defended Justin in a recent interview for an Australian TV show, saying that the troubled pop star simply needs "time to grow up."

"I think people need to sit and think of a time in their life when they weren't proud of who they were," said Cyrus, possibly referring to Bieber's racist videos, shot while he was in his teens. "Imagine if that [time in your life] was completely exploited and everyone had their opinion."

It's a valid point - most of us should probably be grateful that we didn't live out our adolescences on the world stage. Then again, most of us probably never did anything as awful or embarrassing as Bieber's bigoted "jokes."

We understand Miley's argument that there's an unimaginable amount of pressure on young stars who have yet to even figure who they are as people. 

Then again, the millions of dollars and worldwide fame are probably pretty nice consolations, so it's hard to feel too bad for Miley and the Biebs.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

According to the newest issue of In Touch, Mariah Yeater isn't the only one who claims to have carried Justin Bieber's baby.

The tabloid reports that Bieber has impregnated two women since 2010 and paid to have the situations "dealt with" by his handlers.

Justin Bieber

Bieber has been the subject of potentially scandalous paternity claims in the past:

Yeater claimed she was pregnant by Bieber in 2011 and just last year an unnamed Miami woman claimed to have given birth to Justin's baby.

In Touch does not specify if either of these incidents are the pregnancies referenced in their article.

In fact, no specifics are given by the magazine with regard to where and when the alleged incidents took place or how they were dealt with.

In Touch states only that the women in question were "taken care of financially" in exchange for their agreement to never contact Justin again.

The singer has been dating fellow pop star Selena Gomez for several years, and earlier this week it was revealed that Bieber and Gomez have gotten back together following their latest breakup.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Sadly, you read that headline right. 

After years off off-again, on-again drama Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

The first hint at a reconciliation came a few days ago when Justin tweeted and deleted a photo of himself and Selena with a caption that read, "Our love is unconditional."

Today we received hard evidence in the form of an Instagram video that shows the pop star couple laughing and canoodling together at a birthday party for a mutual friend.

Selena reportedly never left Justin's side during the party and earlier the same day she was spotted holding the Biebs tightly as they cruised the beach on his three-wheeler.

Surprisingly, sources say the scandal involving Bieber's racist "jokes" actually helped reunite the couple, as Selena felt that she could help Justin through the difficult time that followed.

We'll keep you posted on the ever-changing status of this troubled relationship.

by Katy Perry Ellis at . Comments

Has the bad boy washed his sins away?  Justin Bieber is turning to religion in the wake of a racism scandal that has him looking very bad in the public eye.  But will it be enough to clean up his image?

Bieber sought atonement at Hillsong Church in Manhattan after a week of rigorous bible study, according to pastor Carl Lentz.  TMZ is reporting that the actual baptism took place in the church’s bathroom and was performed by one of the pop star’s pals.

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Kind of disappointing -- I'm a HUGE Carl Lentz fan and LOVE his preaching style but come on.  Baptizing Biebs in the church bathtub?  It reeks of publicity stunt.

The pop star, who is seen using the N-word multiple times in one of the leaked videos, studied Bible passages and attended religious services before the religious ritual.  Apparently the baptism came after Bieber’s team was contacted two months ago by a man threatening to go public with the videos if they didn't give him $1 million.  After Bieber's camp refused, he lowered his price a couple times before going public.

Bieber became a fan of Lentz's church after attending a service there in September.  I'm sure he was granted special entry -- I've looked into attending a service there and it's a two hour wait in a line that wraps around the block just to get a seat inside. 

What do you think -- is this genuine, or a sad attempt at putting his image back together?

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