In case you managed to to wipe the incident from your memory (you lucky SOB), Lindsay Lohan a compiled "sex list" of all celebrities she's banged during her latest rehab stint.
James Franco's name was on the list, and he was not happy about it. Franco claims he never slept with Lindsay and to drive the point home, he wrote a freaking short story in which she tries to bed him and he shoots her down.
Lohan responded to Franco's story in an interview with E! News over the weekend, and as you might guess, she's none too thrilled with being portrayed as a desperate floozy but one of Hollywood's biggest D-bags.
"If someone wants to do that for their own reasons, there's nothing to say," Lindsay replied when asked about Frano's literary endeavor. "I'm not in their head. I would never do that. I didn't read it."
As for the still-unknown person who leaked the list itself - well, get ready for the rarest of beasts, an lucid, rational comment from Lindsay Lohan:
"That's one of the hardest [things], that's something that is uncomfortable to have to say to anyone, let alone for it to be posted everywhere, so it's not a joke. It wasn't funny, it was cruel. It's bad karma for whoever [released] it. It was s--tty."
Yes, we enjoy having a laugh at Lindsay's expense now and then, but in this case, we'll definitely take her side over Franco and whoever posted the list. Lindsay 1, Douches 0.