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by Johnny Drama at . Comments

In case you somehow weren't aware, Miley Cyrus really, really loves the spotlight. 

The twerk-happy pop star proved once again that her need for validation knows no bounds this week when stripped down on multiple occasions.

First, Miley posed naked for V magazine, which is a publication that we're pretty sure exists solely for the purpose of sharing bizarre photos of Ms. Cyrus with the world.

A couple days later, Miley posted her raunchiest photo yet on her Instagram account, which is really saying something, because her IG page tests the limits of the site's no-nudity policy on a daily basis.

So why all the sudden nudity? The girl always wore a lot of skimpy attire, but now it's like she's asking her fans to serve as her gynecologist.

Our theory is that this is a result of the fact that Miley hasn't come out with any new music in a while, her Bangerz tour is over, and she's just flat-out bored and attention-starved.

Someone give this girl something to do before she starts...getting even more naked? That's not possible. We really don't know what she'll do next. X-rays?

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

By her own admission, Miley Cyrus is a "Dirty Hippie." No really, that's the name of the one-woman art show she just opened in NYC. And after some of the exhibits, you'll definitely agree with the "dirty" part.

Highlights include a vibrator with a joint glued to it and something involving a dildo and a pineapple.

No one can explain Miley Cyrus' "art" like Miley herself, so we'll let her fill you in on the pineapple:

Miley Cyrus in Hospital

“I did the pineapple because you know what they say about pineapple, right?" Miley said in a recent interview. "If you drink a lot of pineapple juice you’re going to have yummy c-m."

"So that’s why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, ‘F-ck.’ I try to think about everything so it has a story to me.”

Yes, and you thought Miley wearing pasties to Fashion Week was weird. Sadly, we're guessing tickets to "Dirty Hippie" are already sold out.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

In case you missed the 2014 Video Music Awards on Sunday night, Miley Cyrus used a unique tactic to steal center stage again.

No, she don't find another middle-aged married man to twerk on. Instead she brought a homeless man named Jesse Helt as her date.

Miley Cyrus and Jesse Helt

Jesse accepted Miley's Video of the Year award and gave a stirring speech about the plight of impoverished youths in America.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Then we found out it was all BS:

For one thing Jesse Helt is not homeless. He's a 22-year-old struggling male model whose mother says she's offered to allow him to move back in with her on several occasions.

After that bombshell, we found out that there are several warrants out for Helt's arrest. And no, he wasn't driven to a life of crime by poverty.

Helt burglarized a home while still living with his family, and then skipped out on his probation and community service.

Both Cyrus and Helt have claimed that Jesse was brought on stage to represent the "homeless youth" of America. It was a noble cause, but Miley botched the execution horribly.

There are over a million homeless, hungry and frightened teens in America that Miley could have chosen to help her raise awareness. Instead, she picked up a 22-year-old Zoolander wannabe with a mile-long rap sheet because she thought he was cute.

We can't believe we're saying this, but we'd rather see another twerk fest:

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Ah, Miley. Just when you think she's reached maximum "ick" factor, she goes and posts a photo of herself naked in bed with a bunch of dogs on Instagram.

Miley Cyrus pic

We wish we were exaggerating, or that there was some way we could sugarcoat it, but really, it's just Miley, covering a naked boob and lying in bed with her pooches.

Hey, maybe the caption will give us some insight!

"ForgotWhatILookLikeNotInChrome," Miley wrote under the pic. Okay, no help there.

Our only consolation is that Miley's Bangerz Tour resumes in NYC, which should hopefully keep her occupied for a while.

It's been fun seeing her alleviate her boredom in Facebook for a while, but enough is enough. We need a break from Miley's elaborate pimple decorations. We think she does too. Oh, and we're sure her dogs could use some time apart.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Miley Cyrus is on a break from touring and judging from her latest photos, all the free time is driving her insane.

Miley's Instagram page has to be seen to be believed these days.

Miley Cyrus Instagram 5-5

Just in the past 24 hours we were treated to topless Miley (Though, in fairness, that's really nothing new.), as well as Miley's guide to disguising acne

But before you get too excited about making use of her advice, you should know that Miley's zit tips involve calling as much attention to your face as possible. Come to think of it, that's pretty much her advice for everything.

So unless you're willing to go about your day sporting a a bedazzled Band-Aid over your pimple, you might just want to stick with Proactiv.

See, Miley doesn't have to be stopped 50 times in a day by people demanding to know why she's got a flowered bandage on her face. They already know, because she posted photos of herself making it on Instagram.

Miley Cyrus is different from you and me.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Miley Cyrus is no stranger to the pressures of fame. If anyone knows about the lasting damage that can be caused by a childhood in the spotlight, it's the former Hannah Maontana.

And it's likely for that reason that she's encouraging fans and the media to ease off on Justin Bieber.

  • Miley Cyrus pic
  • Justin Bieber Twitpic

Miley defended Justin in a recent interview for an Australian TV show, saying that the troubled pop star simply needs "time to grow up."

"I think people need to sit and think of a time in their life when they weren't proud of who they were," said Cyrus, possibly referring to Bieber's racist videos, shot while he was in his teens. "Imagine if that [time in your life] was completely exploited and everyone had their opinion."

It's a valid point - most of us should probably be grateful that we didn't live out our adolescences on the world stage. Then again, most of us probably never did anything as awful or embarrassing as Bieber's bigoted "jokes."

We understand Miley's argument that there's an unimaginable amount of pressure on young stars who have yet to even figure who they are as people. 

Then again, the millions of dollars and worldwide fame are probably pretty nice consolations, so it's hard to feel too bad for Miley and the Biebs.

by Johnny Drama at . Comments

Miley Cyrus has never been shy about showing off her body, but a recent selfie the singer posted to Instagram is even more revealing than usual. 

Miley posted a topless photo over the weekend with a caption describing the photo as a pre-shower pic.

She followed that NSFW photo with a slightly more covered-up post-shower shot:

Miley Cyrus Underwear Selfie

These days, of course, Miley may be more famous for her revealing stage attire and controversial behavior than she is for her music.

But love her or hate her, there's no denying that Billy Ray's daughter knows how to stay in the spotlight.

Miley's feud with Selena Gomez has been making headlines lately, as Cyrus angrily threw a cardboard cut-out of Justin Bieber's ex into the crowd during a recent concert.

There's still no word on the cause of the bad blood between the fellow ex-Disney stars. 

Regardless of what sparked their rivalry, one thing remains certain: Selena is no match for Miley when it comes to self-promotion. Or should we say selfie-promotion?

by Katy Perry Ellis at . Comments

There's a feud brewing!  Miley Cyrus majorly dissed fellow Disney Channel Alum Selena Gomez during a concert in Milan on Sunday, May 8.

Okay, so Cyrus has a beef with Gomez because...?  Color me confused.

Miley Cyrus Selfie

Whatever it is, it must be pretty bad because Cyrus was NOT holding back.  She danced around the stage in a canary dress holding up a cardboard cutout of Gomez while singing the song "FU."  The cut out had a crudely drawn bikini on it, as well as heels and fishnet stockings. 

Lyrics to the angry song say, Why, why you're doing what you do. You, you might as well just tell the honest truth.  See, I'm not really down with this. This ain't no texting s---. Know I got no biz, but it is what it is."  She later flung the cardboard Selena into the crowd.

Sounds like a song to an ex-boyfriend instead of a fellow pop star.  Is there more to this than meets the eye?  You KNOW I'm hoping for some secret love triangle scandal!

Videos of the performance have already been making their way to You Tube.  Selena has always been publicly supportive of Miley, so this is interesting for sure.  We'll see how it plays out!

by Katy Perry Ellis at . Comments

Crime doesn't pay!  Two people were arrested on Thursday, June 5 for residential robbery following the May 30 theft at Miley Cyrus' home.

A spokesperson for the LAPD told US Weekly, "A female and a male were arrested today in relation to this theft case. They are a 21 year old female, Naomi Charles, an LA resident, and Tylor Scott, a 19-year-old male, who is an Arizona resident."

Miley Cyrus pic

"Both have been arrested for residential burglary and they are being held on a $50,000 bail," the spokesperson continued, "They are still currently detained. They were taken into custody this morning around 11 a.m. in the city of North Hollywood in the 5300 block of Lankershim. They were identified by video surveillance and that’s how they were taken into custody."

Cyrus' $135,00 brand new $135,000 Maserati was found on a street in Simi Valley, Californa on June 2.  Naomi and Tylor most not have gotten much more than a joyride out of it.  Seriously, what was the point?
This is the second time Cyrus has been robbed in less than a year.  In November of 2013, $100,000 worth of property and jewelry was stolen. 
Someone get this girl some better security!
Photo:  WENN

by Katy Perry Ellis at . Comments

Well that didn't take long!  Miley Cyrus' stolen $135,000 Maserati was found just hours after it was taken from her garage.

As earlier reported, Cyrus' home was broken into early on June 2, while no one was home.  A male and a female scaled a fence and broke into her garage.  In addition to the Maserati, the couple made off with personal items and jewelry.

Miley Cyrus Selfie

The LAPD released a statement to US Weekly, saying, "The Maserati taken from the Cyrus residence has been recovered in the city of Simi ValleyNo suspects are in custody at this time. The investigation is ongoing."

This is the second time that Cyrus' house has been burglarized in less than a year.  Get better security, girl!